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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:04 PM
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Tweety asks, how did Giuliani get the pee smell out of the subway?
but will he be able to remove the stink from the White House?

http://mediamatters.org/items/200702070002

Matthews mind-bender: "How did get that pee smell out of the subway?"

Previewing a segment on Rudy Giuliani's declaration of candidacy for the 2008 Republican presidential race on the February 5 edition of MSNBC's Hardball, host Chris Matthews asked: "Could America's mayor beat maverick McCain in the primaries?" Matthews also touted Giuliani's performance as mayor, saying "he did clean up that atmosphere in New York," and asking, "How did he get the pee smell out of the subway?"

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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:10 PM
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1. He went down there with a scrub brush and bucket.
And on his hands and knees made that subway so spotless you could eat off the floor.

:sarcasm:
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:13 PM
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2. Because he is a super hero...Urine Man!
I bet he could even get the pee stains out of Tweety's hair! (wonder if that's why the Tweets was asking?)
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:15 PM
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3. Nature's Miracle
Seriously, what the hell kind of question is that?
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Bob3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:20 PM
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4. actually - and i can vouch for this - he didn't
N/t
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-07-07 12:24 AM
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8. From New York I can also report that no, he did not! n/t
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:21 PM
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5. He had all the homeless secretly killed.
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rebel with a cause Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-07-07 01:12 AM
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10. Or he just loaded them
Edited on Wed Feb-07-07 01:14 AM by rebel with a cause
on buses, trains and planes and relocated them to Florida and other warm climate areas.

I read some years ago how Floridans were shocked when crowds of NYC homeless people started showing up on their beaches with no idea of where they were. They supposedly sent a warning to NY to stop the practice.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:23 PM
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6. He came up to street level? nt
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skiddlybop Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-06-07 11:34 PM
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7. Bwah!
No wonder Russert HATES Tweety!
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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-07-07 12:52 AM
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9. When was Tweety last in the subways?
Why is Giuliani making him think dirty thoughts?
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