when fred pheLps eventuaLLy Leaves this earth

[sniffa]

wiLL you protest his funeraL? and if so, wiLL your signs be boLd, fLorescent coLors? what wiLL they say?

for me, i'm thinking yes, and maybe.... and something rude, yet witty.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. No, but I'll feel a little more alive inside, like when Reagan and Falwell died.

[jobycom]

2. .

Couldn't say it better, so I'll just :headbang:

[sniffa]

3. true that

however, he bred a Lot.

[aquart]

13. And J. Edgar Hoover.

I spent that afternoon singing "ding dong, the witch is dead" and I didn't even know about him and that red velvet dress.

[whistle]

4. I only want to know that when that racist bastard exhales his final breath

...that someone made sure that a large sharp wooden stake was driven clean through his heart and that his head is severed from his corrupt torso and burned to ash then the ashes sealed in a lead container and buried deep out in the middle of the ocean.

[KittyWampus]

18. I only want to know where Phelps gets his money.

[pinto]

5. No.

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. Doooooooooooooooood....

Wassssssuuuuup wit chur EEELLLLLLLLS!

No, I will just smil a bit more.

[Toasterlad]

7. I'm Not Flying All the Way to Kansas for That Fuck.

But I WILL throw a party when he dies. And if I'm ever passing through the midwest, it would be a pleasure to piss on his grave.

[AnneD]

8. I think a nice...

commerative B-B-Que will set the right tone:evilgrin: Perhaps some deviled eggs, hot potato salad, pickled relish, hot sauce, and a sock it to me cake. HUMMMMM, delish. Or we could just have a nice roast:rofl:

[mcscajun]

9. Nope. The only reaction his passing will elicit from me is one large yawn.

"Oh, one more asshole down...several million more to go."

[madokie]

10. for starters he won't be leaving this earth, that ole boy is going straight to hell if there is one

and we all know that is in the center of the earth, don't we :shrug:

[zonmoy]

11. he will have left behind way too many servants of

the ultimate malevolence(god) for me to be happy.

[Toasterlad]

12. Only 71.

(According to Wikipedia - 60 of whom are his relatives.) I think the "organization" will quickly fall apart once the old asshole croaks.

If you're talking about Christians in general, well...good luck with that. I'll be watching from over here. :popcorn:

[zonmoy]

14. not christians in general

but fundamentalists/evangelicals of all religions in general. although considering that all theophiles end up propping up the bad ones so they do share at least some responsibility for their actions.

[Swamp Rat]

15. Here ya go:

:D

[Kurovski]

19. OMG! Fred is even cuter than Glenn!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[brettdale]

16. I hope the gay community

Storms his funeral in celebration.

[Sanctified]

17. Don't you think a party should be allowed to disown a member? n/t