Why can't we let everyone play by 'Bush Rules'?

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Bush was wrong about the pretexts for the invasion of Iraq, wrong about the insurgency, and wrong about the Civil War.

Yet the Republicans, and Joe Lieberman, say that Bush should be given another chance, this time over escalating the forces in Iraq.

Don't get mad, make it even! Let's let everyone play by the Bush Rules!

You're up at bat...
You swing, you miss. Strike One!
You swing, you miss. Strike Two!
You swing, you miss. Strike Three!
But wait! You make a 'W' sign indicating you want to play by Bush Rules. Everybody says OK, and you are allowed to keep swinging until you hit the ball, and just not hit it, but hit it out of the park! BUSH RULES RULE!

You're a student at college...
You're tired of failing tests, so once again you make a 'W' sign, and surprise! The ghost of Albert Einstein has just been subpoenaed to help you ACE your physics final! BUSH RULES ROCK!

You're auditioning at American Idol...
Before you 'sing', you know you really can't, you flash the 'W' and Secret Service guys put shock belts on the Judges and tape the mouth of Simon shut just in case he struggles through the immense pain just to tell you how awful you are at singing. BUSH RULES ARE AWESOME!

BUSH RULES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Bush Rules at the BANK!!!!

you receive a check for say $25.00 from you aunt mable for your birthday. you go to the bank and cash the check - the teller hands you $25.00

You flash the "W" sign and the teller has to keep counting out the money into your hand for as long you are able to hold the "W" sign

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3. Bush Rules when a police officer pulls you over!

You are told that you were speeding.

You have the officer fired, his car impounded and his family harassed by government agents.

Just to be safe, you replace the local judge with a personal friend and give him some "spending" money.

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5. Libby can invoke the BUSH RULE

blather has it that Libby won't be taking the stand in his own defense.

Big Mistake - Libby can invoke the BUSH RULE

Libby can take the stand, and right after being sworn in he flashes the "W" sign which immediatly causes all perjury charges dismissed

if bush can lie and get away with it - so can Libby

[Nightjock]

2. bush rules 2000 and 2004

He did not win either time anyway. Even diebold could not save him this time.

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4. Unfortunately for most of us "Bush Rules"

require a rich, powerful, well connected daddy.

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6. 2008 candidates

First candidate who flashes the "W" sign becomes president, no elections necessary

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7. Self-Kick