Michigan College Republican chair caught in semi-nude pics

[UrbScotty]

Meet David Vitter, Jr. Justin Zatkoff, chair of the Michigan Federation of College Republicans.

I'll just let the seven pictures say 7,000 words.

http://bconservatives.blogspot.com/2007/07/bringing-sex...

This comment I found especially fascinating:

"Questions to Zatkoff as to whether sins were committed after the taking of these pictures were not returned."

I think he's a paramedic now... like those people that ride in ambulances and firetrucks!

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

1. Why isn't Mr. Zatkoff in Iraq fighting "for freedom"? n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. I am sure he will tell you...

That he is way too important a "serious thinker" to waste in Iraq and he will better serve his country by going to work for a hedge fund.

[madfloridian]

3. Those CRs are something else. Also doing cute little things...

like having "Catch the Illegal Immigrant" days. Dean called on Mehlman to call on them to stop it, but Ken says oops, I have no control over them.

Nice bunch.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/madfloridian/...

[marmar]

21. Yes....

I was sitting reading in the Borders in downtown Ann Arbor, and some rep. from the statewide Michigan college Repugs (a completely brainless young woman) was lamenting to two other students how oppressed Republicans were on the University of Michigan campus and how Ann Arbor is a radical leftist town. She then bragged about an illegal immigrant football game in which the losing team gets "deported."
There are few creatures less evolved on this planet than college Repugs.

[Behind the Aegis]

4. meh...I give him a 6.

[Bluebear]

5. 4 here, more for the lack of artistic impression

[Behind the Aegis]

7. harsh...then again, maybe i was just being too generous...

[ruiner4u]

10. he'd do in a pinch...

as grandma always said...

[Behind the Aegis]

14. or the old naval saying; "any port in the storm!"

[ruiner4u]

19. exactly... after a few beers and candlelight they all look like

[Behind the Aegis]

22. If the young repube looks like that to you...

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR CANDLES AND WHAT BRAND OF BEER DO YOU DRINK!!?!?!!

[ruiner4u]

25. oh i was saying in general...

[Bluebear]

27. Then when you both wake up the next day....

"Can I call you? I think we really connected last night! Do you believe in love at first sight??"

[ruiner4u]

28. And thats why I kick him out after the deed is done...:)

What....You think Im operating a B&B?

[Behind the Aegis]

29. EXACTLY! At what point did my house become IHOP or Burger King?

You ain't getting breakfast and you ain't "gonna have it your way!

[ruiner4u]

30. im stealing that...

[terisan]

6. He is one good argument for a return of the draft with no college deferments. nt

[BlooInBloo]

8. Operation Yellow Elephant needs to be on this STAT!

[Sarah Ibarruri]

9. He's pockmarked, effeminate, and probably has the IQ of a GW Bush

But hey, he's having fun with the frumpy daughters of GOP Bible bangers, and he's happy!

[Bluebear]

11. Keerist, she has no shame >>>>>

[ruiner4u]

16. he really needs to tone up a bit..

dont flaunt the pre man-boobs

[Sarah Ibarruri]

17. She just likes them gayish LOL!!! Ah well....

There are all kinds of whackos in the GOP world!

[Bluebear]

18. Please, he is not gayish. He is typical milquetoast Republican!

[ruiner4u]

20. thats not gayish..

gayish usually means they care about how they look...

gayish is not roll the boys face in flour and wait for the grease spot..

[Sarah Ibarruri]

38. LOL! True. These are acne-covered teens that don't wash down there but think they're hot

[libnnc]

12. Yay!! I love it when College Replugs hang themselves!!

Whooo-hooo

Pricks-R-Us fall on their faces

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. Perfectly grooming himself to become a model Repug.

[UrbScotty]

32. I think he already is one (nt)

[LSK]

15. much ado about nothing IMO

I see nothing that you wouldnt see on any beach or swimming pool anywhere.

[Richard Steele]

23. I don't even wanna THINK about the fate suffered by that poor elephant toy:

What happened son, campus sheep shortage? Or are
you "saving yourself" for the REAL beastiality until
after you get elected to office?

[Ediacara]

24. Meh

This might be scandalous with his great aunt Mildred, but it's nothing more than somewhat embarrassing because of the poor state of his abs...

[lutefisk]

26. What kind of GOP sex device is that? (Second pic from bottom)

It's double ended!

And give the guy a break- he's probably having one last fling before he enlists in the Marines.

[Feron]

31. Hello fake tan

Well if you go by the Rule of Clay Aiken, only a gay man could get away with touching a non-girlfriend's breasts like that. Assuming of course that she isn't his girlfriend.

More importantly, the fact that his body is hairless is disturbing. I like hair on men. Between that and the dipped in Tang tan I give him a 3.

Maybe it's just me, but when I think semi-nude male I'm expecting peen. However in this case, I'm grateful for the skivvies.

[Vidar]

33. Shorts are semi-nude? Is barefoot going too far also?

[Evoman]

34. Wow...the guy walks around in shorts, and likes to pose with girls.

Big fucking deal.

[scrinmaster]

35. Damn, was I the only one who clicked on this thread hoping it was a girl?

[SpiralHawk]

36. What, no diaper shots? How can he claim to be a real republicon?

Real republicons applaud diapers and diaper wearers, as factually established.


"You are either for diapers, or you are against them." - Commander AWOL

[helderheid]

37. Nice trunks!

Both of 'em!