JOE LIEBERMAN IS UP ON THE SENATE FLOOR!

[marmar]

(sound of crickets chirping)

[MadMaddie]

1. I turned the TV off because I just ate dinner and he makes me want

to retch...:puke:

[marmar]

3. I hear you....

I hear his voice and it's like listening to nails scratching a chalkboard.

[Snarkoleptic]

16. Old 'mouth of marbles' is driving me nuts...I'll tune back in after 15-20 minutes.

[TwilightGardener]

2. Don't you want some after-dinner WHINE?

[MadMaddie]

15. He...he..I think this is one whine I would prefer not to be exposed to

[Breeze54]

4. What a rePUKE!!!

:puke:

[blondeatlast]

5. Let's honor Bert the Turtle with a round of "Duck and Cover" On the count of three...

There was a turtle by the name of Bert
And Bert the Turtle was very alert
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do

He'd duck and cover, duck and cover
He'd hide his head and tail and four little feet
He'd duck and cover!

He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do

And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do

They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!

He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do

And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do

They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!
They duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, and cover



Dick 'Two Ton' Baker <1953>
Bert The Turtle (The Duck And Cover Song)
(Leon Carr-Leo Corday-Leo Langlois)
Coral 9-69025

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. And so I changed the channel.

That guy's voice is unbearable to listen to -- even aside from the fact that he talks out his ass.

[Breeze54]

17. My son gave a me new song to listen to instead!!

Dedicated to LIEberman! ;)

Artist: Puscifer Lyrics
Song: The Undertaker (Renholder Mix) Lyrics

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/underworldevolution/theundertakerrenholdermix.htm




Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

You were way out of line,
went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.

But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I'm distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end. So...

Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

Before I go tell me
Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be

Either way i must say goodbye.
You're dead to me. So I...

Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

I'm severing the heart then I'm leaving your corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be, though.
I won't be the one who killed you
I'll just leave that up to you

I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm gonna be the one to say...

I told you so (X8)
I told you

Severing the heart then I'm leaving you corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be and
I'm gonna be the one to say I told you so

http://www.stlyrics.com/u/underworldevolution.htm

[Lint Head]

7. How did this idiot get picked by Gore as a running mate?

He must have lied through his teeth. He has sociopathic tendencies. :dem:

[marmar]

13. That was consultant-driven Al Gore the 2000 presidential candidate....

The awakened Al Gore 2.0 would never have chosen that fool.

[muntrv]

8. Says "we shouldn't let the passions of the moment affect the future." Uh, Joe.

YOU'RE BOY SHRUB HAS ALREADY DONE THAT!!

[VolcanoJen]

9. (ambient sounds)

(of bombs dropping on Iran while Joe yells, 'Yeh!!' and 'All right!!')

[HCE SuiGeneris]

10. I'm watching him to study how a traitorous liar pompously preaches

from the pulpit. I have absolutely NO respect for this sub-human.

[NoodleyAppendage]

11. Wants 60 votes on a cloture amendment, thereby killing it. TRAITOR.

LieberAIPAC makes me want to puke. I'm so hoping that Vitter is caught again in a lie about his diaper/hooker problem, so we can make this asshole's hold on the Dems obsolete.

Thanks CT voters.

J

[DS1]

he's got a point on the party-lines, too bad he's a snivelling shit

who wants to be on the winning side no matter which side it is

[VolcanoJen]

12. Oh, Joe, please, please do lecture me on partisanship.

Is it wrong for me to suffer urges to take a Louisville Slugger to that podium while he drones on a la Droopy the Dog?

[VolcanoJen]

14. Joe thinks we should defend ourselves against chants of...

... "Death to America" by bombing the living fuck out of "those who want to destroy us."

I can't listen to Holy Joe lecture me without a bottle of Extra-Strength Tums within reach.

[Grandrose]

18. Sickening to look at or hear...turncoat!

I am so glad there is an "I" not a "D" next to his name! :grr: