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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:02 PM
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"Condoleeza Rice? She couldn't broker a peace deal with the Amish!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This was one of the emails Jack Cafferty just read on CNN.

I wish we could send the authoer a DUzy Award.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:04 PM
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1. Nominated.
Best line I've heard in a while!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:08 PM
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4. I think my laughter woke the neighbor's dog.
Such truth is rare these days.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:05 PM
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2. Ooh burn!!!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:05 PM
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3. Let's lobby JeffR.
:rofl:
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:11 PM
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5. As I said in the thread that didn't see yours first...GREAT Line!
You gotta want peace and the Republicans HATE Peace. Peace is far too boring and it doesn't make a lot of money. In Peace there is no need for posturing, posing like a Manly Man. Peace just isn't as much fun for people who like to shoot things, kill things, hear loud bangs.

Lee
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:11 PM
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6. That was hilarious
I sitting here cracking up. There were some other good ones too.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:15 PM
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8. Yep. This one was tops, though. Pithy. Succinct. TRUE.
Gotta love the short and sweet ... like my first wife. (She soured, though.) :shrug:
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Annces Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:50 PM
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15. When the violin
can forgive the past
it starts singing


Poem by Hafiz
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Madspirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:11 PM
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7. K&R Tahiti!...n/t
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:18 PM
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9. so, the majority of the peepholes are with us on that. why
oh why is MSM still in love with that idiot? not cafferty, but Condi.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:21 PM
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10. What a great line.
Accurate, too.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:23 PM
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11. Rec 9. Instant classic!
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:26 PM
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12. LOL! So true!
They'd find her corpse impaled on a pitchfork in front of a barn.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:29 PM
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13. Nah, she'd talk the Amish into civil war.
Then, she'd go off to buy some more shoes, saying that it was sad that the Amish are so militaristic.
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youngdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:34 PM
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14. Probably written by Donald Trump
He said nearly the same thing a few weeks back, saying she cannot close a deal.
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Usrename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:12 PM
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16. They'd have nuclear ambitions after talking with her.
:rofl:
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