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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:19 PM
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Vitter's press team releases the script of his news briefing.
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 01:19 PM by Buzz Clik
"Recent revelations about me have been disappointing to some. Others view my behavior as infantile, and it needs changing. And soon. I really need to be changed ... er ... I need to change. I've been caught with my pants down, and they were soiled. And wet -- long time wet. Truly, I have a rash of mistakes, one that only Desitin can cure. I need to be weaned from my bad acts, pulled away from the teat of vice, although not all at once. Maybe I could start with a Playtex nurser. So be patient. I am just a simple baby with flaws, but I'm not a pampered politician. No pun intended. My lovely wife is here today, and has been supportive with her huggies ... hugs. I'm so lucky. My tippie cup runneth over. All that remains is for me to ask God for forgiveness, and perhaps I'll be reborn. Like a newborn baby. That needs love, and care, and ... and ... and .... Man, I hope I'm reborn. That would be so cool. Well, that's all for now. Time to take a powder."
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peace13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM
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1. Too funny! n/t
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tmlanders Donating Member (149 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM
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2. Where's my binky? n/t
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM
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3. HeeHee.
I'm going to crawl on ...
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:25 PM
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4. LOL.
It sounds like he's been nipping out of *'s bottle of Jack!!

Great piece, Buzz Clik.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:33 PM
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5. Did this guy really seek out diaper fetish stuff? Or is it just a DU
myth?

I know he was on that madam's list but is the diaper stuff true or made-up?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:35 PM
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7. At this point, it's hard to say.
It's also hard to care. Sometimes the pure joy of a rumor gives the story life, with or without a foundation of truth.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:39 PM
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11. The story didn't originate here. James Carville said it on TV.
So it must be true. /sarcasm.

(I think it might be true.)
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Feron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:58 PM
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13. The story came from a blog
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:30 PM
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14. He's got a child from one of his encounters?
The fun never ends.
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unc70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:44 PM
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15. Jay Leno: Vitter pooh-poohed such talk
Last Friday night. Don't have the exact quote, but Leno was quick to include the topic.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:26 PM
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16. ROFL
Then Vitter called for the nanny..........
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:33 PM
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6. Oh, shit n/t
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:44 PM
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8. Great stuff! Thanks!
Haven't laughed so hard since I looked at Vitter-in-dipies-with-pacifier photo Bluebear just posted!

Keep 'em comin'! We need this!

Tired Old Cynic
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:02 PM
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9. this must be kicked
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:38 PM
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10. High five
and rec five too!

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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:43 PM
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12. That's...well that's...
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:27 PM
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17. Excellent, Buzz Clik -
:rofl:

bound to get some typically DU funnier-than-hell replies........... and at least one DUzy nomination!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 12:43 AM
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18. I think It's HIGH TIME that somebody Burped Bob Allen in Florida.
The GOPers are all crybabies!
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