Vitter to make statement today

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Vitter to make statement today
Posted by The Times-Picayune July 16, 2007 12:06PM

After remaining in seclusion since his telephone number turned up last week in the records of an escort service in Washington, D.C., Senator David Vitter will make a public statement this afternoon at the Sheraton Galleria in Metairie.

Thus far, Vitter has only apologized for committing "a serious sin," a regret he reiterated in an email to supporters.

His office announced today that Vitter would appear at 5:05 p.m. before heading back to Washington. His staff did not indicate what the senator might say.

[AlCzervik]

1. anyone care to guess how many times he invokes JC?

[C_U_L8R]

3. JC wore diapers too?

[pitohui]

4. now now that was a loincloth! EOM

,

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. more than a breadbox, but less than a baker's dozen.

and he will answer no questions.

[rucky]

11. Drinking Game!

or better yet...Bong hits for Jesus.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Wonder if he will be met by protestors

holding baby rattles and diaper shaped signs reading "Hypocrite"

[pitohui]

7. the weather being what it is, i doubt it

huge chance of thunderstorms, area under a flood watch

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. A good diaper would keep one dry through all that

--after all, isn't that what they're FOR- flash floods???

[liberal N proud]

5. Hypocrisy is OK - IF you are a GOD fearing republican

[blogslut]

6. Smile for the cameras, Senator.

Show us some teeth! What's that? Why you cryin? I thought God forgave you?

[xultar]

8. He's going to Boom Chicka WOW WOW rehab.

[Rex]

10. Lemme guess, 'I've learned a valuable lesson and won't do it again.'

Honest.

[AlCzervik]

14. "It's Clinton's fault"

[eleny]

12. I wonder what the little squirt will say?

[TlalocW]

13. "I don't wanna grow up - I'm a Toys R Us Kid!"

eom

TlalocW

[Mr. Ected]

16. Do As I Say, People

Not as I do.

The official theme of Republican politics.

[Behind the Aegis]

17. Question from Media: Did you wear diapers?!

response: Depends.

[Strawman]

18. He's announcing that he's graduated to Pampers Pull-ups

He'll come out singing "I'm a big kid now."