CHENEY: Reading notes or Snoozing? You decide! [PIC]

[blogslut]

Here is the photo from this morning:


Here is the caption:

President Bush, left, gestures, as Vice President Dick Cheney, right, reads his notes, as they participates in a video teleconference with Iraq Provincial Reconstruction Team Leaders, Embedded Provincial Reconstruction Team Leaders, and Brigade Combat Commanders, Friday, July 13,2007, from the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

What say you, DU?

[TransitJohn]

1. His animatronics double is snoozing..

the real Deadeye is in his undisclosed location eating babies.

[WilliamPitt]

2. 'ees not dead, 'ees restin'.

...as they roll out the defribulator. Again.

Clear!

[yardwork]

'ees pining for the fjords!

[Libby2]

3. Dead?

I believe he's asleep.

[originalpckelly]

4. He's been caught "reading his notes" several times.

They must have installed bionic eyelids with little computer screens in them.

[IChing]

5. Ventriloquist trick

You can't see his hands operating the the buttons to manipulate Bush

[Botany]

6. Reading notes ....

The media is so covering their asses.

With his chin on his chest he is reading?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Praying ...

or maybe just wishing the idiot to his right would just STFU.

I think it grinds Cheney that he has to work for the dumber half of the slate.

[Justyce]

8. Propped up, "Weekend at Bernie's" style.

[marions ghost]

9. Darth in

energy saver sleep and idle mode

[peekaloo]

10. Trying to keep Scooter's head out of the pic.

[shain from kane]

11. Dreaming about connecting the dots in his tie. New Iraqi strategery.

[Kingshakabobo]

12. You can't see it but he is strangling a puppy. He keeps himself occupied that way. n/t

[gatorboy]

13. He's checking Bob Allen's progress

"No, no!!! Cradle the balls!"

[jojo54]

17. That's a good one!

:rofl:

[Cass]

14. Snoozing, for sure. nt

[blogslut]

15. Oh look, he woke up

President Bush, center, with members of his staff, participates in a video teleconference with Iraq Provincial Reconstruction Team Leaders, Embedded Provincial Reconstruction Team Leaders, and Brigade Combat Commanders, Friday, July 13,2007, in the Roosevelt Room in the White House in Washington. Clockwise, from left to right, White House Counselor Ed Gillespie, Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley, the president, Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, and outgoing Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Peter Pace. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Busy. Busy.

[tandot]

16. It is actually looking like he is trying to find his tiny dick

:evilgrin:

[blogslut]

20. Tiny?

Are you sure about that?

;)

[tandot]

21. A colostomy bag? Photoshopped?

I don't think it is his dick. If it were, he could have made lots more money in the porn industry.

[and-justice-for-all]

18. Those people make me sick...nt

[NV Whino]

19. He needs Johnny Depp's makeup artist

from Pirates of the Caribbean.

[blogslut]

22. Uh oh! Back to naptime!

Note the cool, face cover-hand thing to hide the zzzzz.

[BringEmOn]

23. Reading through his eyelids.

[blogslut]

24. Now, I'm positive: SNOOZING!