"Hey, I like him... I want to have a beer with that guy!"

[Wetzelbill]

"He looks me directly in the eye!" "His handshake is firm!" "I like his values." "He mentioned 9/11 10 times in 3 minutes, that's great!!!"

"I like being scared and xenophobic, he gets my vote!!"

I'll take lines a stupid voter would say for one thousand, Alex!

Feel free to add your own.

[Heidi]

1. "I believe we can count on him for moral leadership."

:puke:

Since when do voting adults need morality role models?

[glowing]

2. Ok the repugs have an obsession with 9/11 and drinking beer,

but we have a rather crazed, obsession with our candidates too. Not to say we can't have serious discussion, but often a thread about one person becomes one long flame war. Some people here have an unhealthy obsession with their candidate that borders on what I see with the right-wing lapdogs.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. I don't even want to know what will happen when I come out...

...and say that I don't like anyone running. :shrug:
Everyone is being spineless cowards right now and we need a REAL change. The whole crop of dem candidates are same shit, different day.
Duckie

[Aviation Pro]

4. "I have nothing in common with the rich, stupid white guy....

...but he sure looks and sounds like me, so he must be exactly like me! I'll vote for him!"

[NotGivingUp]

5. "He stands up for the good of the people on all the issues. Too bad he's not electable."

[Warpy]

6. "Why did I vote for him? I dunno. I just did"

[rucky]

7. He looks very presidential.

I never knew white hair and jowls were so important to running a country.

[NotGivingUp]

8. "He's a good Christian man." nt

[Bitwit1234]

9. I wish he would have a beer with all those people

He would get so roaring drunk,,,he might resign.

[RushIsRot]

10. My preacher told me to vote for him, and I did. I didn't need to

think at all!

Now, back to American Idol!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Hey...Bill Clinton had relations!

And didn't need any pills to do it!

[H2O Man]

12. "We have to

stop them over there, before they come here."

[radfringe]

13. what if you don't like beer? n/t

[debbierlus]

14. That's pretty funny

:)

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Hey...what in the HELL...is a Jesus man and an x alkie doing...

drinking beers?

[shenmue]

16. "I'm scared of the gay people marryin'!"

:crazy:

:dunce:

Of all the silly reasons to like someone.

[ThatsMyBarack]

17. "I wanna be rich like this guy!"

"Maybe some of the fairy dust will rub off on me....OOPS! I said FAIRY!" :dunce:

[DavidDvorkin]

18. "Thank God Bush was in charge on 9/11!"

"Al Gore would have been quivering in fear!"

[bridgit]

19. well yes, but what *kind* of beer...

:beer:

[Sparkly]

20. "He don't seem too smart."

As they said about Gore, "Nobody likes the smartest guy in the class." :eyes:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

21. "He's the Second Coming of Christ!"

Actually heard a freeper's kid yell this to us as we protested before the war started in 2003. Knowing that there is a group called Te Endtime Handmaidens in our county, I wouldn't be surprised if they still agree with what he is doing, since it will bring about Armageddon and they can all be Raptured.

[bananas]

22. "Seemed like a good idea at the time."

[Toasterlad]

23. "He Hates Them Queers, Just Like Me!"

[Nay]

24. "He graduumated from YALE, so he's a smart may-un!!"

Words actually heard from a wingnut's mouth. Of course, Dems who graduate from good universities are "those eggheads."

[zanne]

25. "I liked his daddy"

I'll never forget when little Georgie Bush was being considered as a Republican candidate for 2000. CNN had a segment where a reporter went to some small towns to ask people if they'd vote for him. One elderly man said "Well, I liked his daddy". I remember thinking "Well, that's not enough to get elected".