== Who Loves Designer Vaginas? = By Mark Morford

[madokie]

if this is inappropriate please delete. madokie

This just in: Science and nature are mocking America's fickle God. Please, no screaming

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2007/06/20/notes062007.DTL&nl=fix

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do about the fact that Mother Nature once again appears to be thwarting and mocking and then grinning like a wicked divine trickster at every cute rigid godly idea of how humans and animals are supposed to move and hump and lick and behave, as loosely and, yes, rather bitterly delineated in the Bible and by the Bush administration and Focus on the Family and every other uptight sexually confounded person you have ever known, et al. and ad nauseam?

What, furthermore, are you gonna do about human knowledge? About how science insists on marching hell-bent forward with such astonishing speed and with such incredible dexterity toward some glorious otherworldly nightmare dreamscape of anima manipulation, a land where we can effortlessly rescramble our genetic code and reconfigure this none-too-solid flesh as we "play God" in so many bewildering ways the Christian right can't even figure out where to aim its hollow, horrified indignation?

Here is the thing you must know: It is all changing with incredible, butt-tingling speed. It is all fast becoming more than we ever imagined, with ramifications we are only beginning to fully taste. There is no stopping it. There is little that can slow it down. There is only the single, looming question: How will you respond? Will you recoil and gag and spit, or will you gurgle and swallow and smile? ...

Read the rest:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2007/06/20/notes062007.DTL&nl=fix

[lazer47]

1. I think I remember going to that place just outside

the gates at Da Nang

[AwakeAtLast]

2. K & R for the title alone

Actually the rest of the article is worthy, too! ;)

:kick:

[formercia]

3. It's the only practical solution

With age, vaginas get bigger and penises get smaller.

I want to come back as a Horse, they surely have more fun.

[madokie]

4. you reckon

hell I thought it was rabbits ;-) I'll have to change my request

[formercia]

5. Horses live longer

Rabbits burn out from high RPM's.

[madokie]

6. OK

and all this time I thought high rpm's were better because of less stress on the internal parts :-) man o man am I not learning something today:+

[gatorboy]

7. Penises ge smaller with age?

*faints*

[formercia]

8. Perhaps it's just the wrinkles

Perhaps it was my ego that was bigger.