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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 08:21 PM
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Mitt Popeil: No evidence Gonzalez involved in wrongdoing.
:rofl:

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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 08:23 PM
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1. Likeminded people thought that Scooter was being honest with the grand jury.
Good call.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 09:05 PM
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2. How much would you pay for your very own Congressman?
Edited on Tue Jun-05-07 09:24 PM by Jack Rabbit
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 09:17 PM
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3. But wait a minute...that's not all...
If you call in in the next 567876897890987 minutes...I'll throw in two supreme court Justasses and a six pack of federal attorneys along with a lifetime supply of free passes to those wonderful XXXXXXXXXPG rated poker games at the Watergate hotel...Who's your daddy now!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-05-07 09:21 PM
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4. LOL!
:D

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