Lets see if we can top Brit Hume's hypothetical disaster questions from the last GOP debate

[Quixote1818]

How about this one:

Here is the premise: Three taco shops have been hit by customers with bad gas, 100's are dead and thousands are injured! Several of the customers in another taco shop were stopped after being feed large doses of Beno and taken to Tacobellbay where they are being questioned. US intelligence believes another gas attack may be planned and could come at any time!

First question to you Senator McCain, would you torture the fuck out of those being held at Tacobellbay or would you be a wishy washy wimp leading to the deaths of Billions of Americans?

I am sure someone can do better than mine. Just wanted to get the ball rolling.

[Lautremont]

1. Three dancing hippies come twirling through the town.

One of them begins agitating for the legalization of gay marriage; another for the legalization of marijuana, and the third simply chants a mantra for peace.

Which one do you machine-gun first?

[Quixote1818]

3. Good start! nt

[Swamp Rat]

2. Brit Hume would invest in energy stock and prisons.

edit: and electric cattle prods, and other devices of torture.

[TlalocW]

4. Here's a good version of this question

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lEziXDgfQOQ

TlalocW