Women Masturbating Evil - Christian Right Group

[LetTimmySmoke]

Run time: 02:34 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXDEn9qmNBc   Posted on YouTube: August 27, 2011 By YouTube Member: TheYoungTurks Views on YouTube: 301   Posted on DU: August 27, 2011 By DU Member: LetTimmySmoke Views on DU: 6391

 
Women: save yourselves from sin with this pair of underwear! It allows the ghost of Jesus to zap those demons as they fly out of your pulsating vagina. Which is a good thing too, because those demons have been known to turn Republican politicians gay.

[sakabatou]

1. I'm sure there's something I wanna say, but I won't

:hide: :yoiks:

[amerikat]

3. Where can i watch?

fresh popcorn and lubricants.

[sakabatou]

4. IBTL

[Angry Dragon]

5. I will bring the popcorn and lubricants

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Ken Burch]

2. How does one masturbate Evil?

Can a concept have an erogenous zone?

[ejpoeta]

6. how many of the people who believe this watch porn? because aren't the states

that are the most nuts about this kind of bs the ones that buy porn the most?

[provis99]

24. Utah number one in online porn.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705288350/Utah-No-1-in-online-porn-subscriptions-report-says.html

[Shadowflash]

7. I dunno

If you don't sin occasionally then Jesus died for nothing, right?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. And the if there wasn't sinners sinning then...

Jesus would be out of a job like 30% of America is.

[Le Taz Hot]

21. ROFL!!!

THAT was one of the funniest things I've ever read on DU. :rofl: Fair warning: I'm SO stealing that!

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. I really thought the video was going to be about....something else.

[stockholmer]

10. me wonders how many limpid, hateful rightwing so-called Christian men have tossed off to a Palin pic

:puke:

[hootinholler]

11. Is that thong available as Who Would Jesus Do?

:shrug:

-Hoot

[LetTimmySmoke]

15. If it was, it might have to say "Mary Magdalene" somewhere on it.

;)

[DocMac]

12. People who claim

they never "rub one out" simply lie.

[AsahinaKimi]

13. Those who obstain from all forms of sex

are usually, inside the most perverted. Hentai hina desho.

[LetTimmySmoke]

14. We're all perverted. They just hold it in.

[Hydra]

16. Look! It's another repiblican/religious scam!

For thousands of dollars, you too can be a sexless sucker!

...Can we stop pretending these people aren't overgrown children and kick them out of places of authority?

[handmade34]

17. "stop wasting your life..."

;-)







thanks to PETA
http://features.peta.org/VeggieLove/Default.aspx

[mysuzuki2]

18. I think if masturbating is evil, hell must be very very crowded.

(mostly with 14 year old boys). Maybe investing in hell real estate would be a good idea.

[Solly Mack]

19. Just call me evil then.

Very, very evil.

[MrMickeysMom]

20. Whatever you do... don't touch yourself reading Song of Solomon

... Song 7:1

"How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O prince's daughter! The curves of your hips are like jewels, The work of the hands of an artist.

"Your navel is like a round goblet Which never lacks mixed wine; Your belly is like a heap of wheat Fenced about with lilies.

"Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle.

"Your neck is like a tower of ivory, Your eyes like the pools in Heshbon By the gate of Bath-rabbim; Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon, Which faces toward Damascus.

"Your head crowns you like Carmel, And the flowing locks of your head are like purple threads; The king is captivated by your tresses.

"How beautiful and how delightful you are, My love, with all your charms!

"Your stature is like a palm tree, And your breasts are like its clusters.

"I said, 'I will climb the palm tree, I will take hold of its fruit stalks.' Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, And the fragrance of your breath like apples,

And your mouth like the best wine! ""

[provis99]

25. oh Solomon, you old smoothie.

I have GOT to try his lines on a woman: "Your belly is like a heap of wheat Fenced about with lilies."

They will be throwing themselves at me in no time!
:rofl: :spray:

[JHB]

22. WWJD

Who Would Jesus Diddle?

[ihavenobias]

23. Kick n/t