I have three questions about the chimp's inevitable memoirs:

[Lautremont]

1) Who will ghostwrite this book?

2) What will it be called?

3) Will you buy it?

bonus question:
4) Will H.A. Rey do the cover illustration?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. I have another question:

5) Will it come with crayons, or will I have to use my own?

Yeah, his "book contract." I can't WAIT to see how the bidding goes on THAT one.

Regnery will publish it.

Watch.

Mark my words.

Pass the Crayola.

[ClusterFreak]

2. LOL!!

Crayons! That's rich!!!:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

4. My hope is that it will be written from prison. n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Scrawled in his own feces

on the cell walls, no doubt?

I'd pay to see that.

Of course, the words would be misspelled.................

[Gabi Hayes]

11. see....if you'd be more faithful to me, you'd aleady have known the

answer to your first post:





http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x991159

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. The floozie returns, and attempts a misguided gloat

HA!

As if.

[Gabi Hayes]

14. you work FAST! keep your eyes on the prize.....

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. Guess what the fly's now avoiding ...........

[Gabi Hayes]

17. it went from the litter box to a much more savory feasting spot.

A cornucopia of asphyxiating succulence!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. See?

Nothing's ever quite as bad as it seems when compared to the alternative.

Touche, toots. You totally rule..............

[Gabi Hayes]

20. thanks, but it's VERY draining....

[OldLeftieLawyer]

21. You're telling me?

I'm only 27 years old, and LOOK WHAT IT'S DONE TO ME:

[Gabi Hayes]

24. I like older women, but, yeesh!

you might have to wait a year or two, til I get over this regime

[OldLeftieLawyer]

25. Well, ok, but ............

I'll just amuse myself with Bush's Balls (as if) while you mature.................

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

[Gabi Hayes]

26. I actually recognize the URL....I reposted it a fews days ago. Very

satisfying, yes?

when you've finished there, try this, in which I finally, reluctantly, reveal myself

no more holding back; can't live with myself anymore

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5061253

man! no sense of political pertinence here...already sent that one to the Lounge, where it'll disappear even faster than the rest of my oeuvre.

c'est ca!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

27. I give up

I've got nothing. All I can do is turn myself in as the real Duke rapist.

:::: sigh ::::

[Gabi Hayes]

28. at least you're not....

a child molester....

[OldLeftieLawyer]

29. No, but I was a hell of a tease when Jesus showed up

[Gabi Hayes]

30. Jeezus!

Please us!

two thirds of the holy trinity



the transmigration, completed

[Gabi Hayes]

31. I apologize. was that too much?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

32. Not at all

I only get nervous around transubstantiation.

That, by the way, was the author photo on my first published novel. HarperCollins really did go along with it.

It was also the last picture of me as a virgin.

:::: sigh ::::

"HOUSE" is on!

[Gabi Hayes]

33. here's mine.....just a few months ago

http://image.net/xads/thumbnail/82338891,36C7BF6B2FA11F94424

the eager countenance is in anticipation of the publishing of MY own first novel, a slightly more detailed version of In a Budding Grove, but with less laughs

no time for petty distractions when the muse chooses her vessel; still waiting for mine

[OldLeftieLawyer]

34. As I said,

floozie.

Sleep tight, champ ..............

[Nickster]

3. Well.....

1)Ben Domenech....oh wait...
2)Don't Misunderestimate Me
3)Not a chance in hell
4)Of course. LoL...

[Bush_MUST_Go]

5. "Bush's Guide to Eating Pretzels, Clearing Brush & Destroying America"

[baby_mouse]

7. 1) Karl, obviously 2) "My Struggle" 3)Every copy, to burn. NT

[Lautremont]

8. Good call on the title. (nt)

[JerseygirlCT]

9. I only know it will be written in red crayon... nt

[Gabi Hayes]

12. how'd you know? see post number eleven

[JerseygirlCT]

35. Ha! That's funny! Just what I was picturing in my mind. nt

[Kiouni]

10. It would go

1) Laura

2) God Helped Me God help You

3) If i'm low on toilet paper

[porphyrian]

16. Lots of books are written in prison.

1) His cellmate

2) How To Fuck Up Every Job You Ever Hold

3) Not a chance

4) No, Richard Scary will

[cynatnite]

19. 'Being President for Dummies' n/t

[UTUSN]

22. The idiot is going to have memoirs? n/t

[guinivere]

23. Karl Rove will write it

The title will have some reference to God in it.

I'll buy it if it's 5 bucks.