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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:53 PM
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What a week for CAPTIONS... Quick fellas, get behind me,
it's just a rose bush, and I am THE Bush.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:54 PM
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1. "I got my White boy Posse with me,"
he grunts, "and, besides, Dick Cheney's got his hand up my ass, like always, and IT STILL HURTS!"
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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:21 AM
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2. Dick (In a deep voice) "George, tell everyone that you just farted."
George: "Yes my Lord, ..Ahem 'Everyone! I just farted!' Praise the Lord!"

Or


Yeah that big White House shakeup thing... yeah... well everybody standing behind me will get to keep their jobs... well, except for this fucker right here in the green. He wouldn't let me wear his uniform.
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 12:35 AM
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3. And if any of your non-deciders decide to act funny,
I'll have these men suicide you!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 10:05 AM
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4. W. is saying: "And we could put the outhouse right over there. . . . Then
I'll feel much more at home."
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 10:16 AM
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5. The gardener keeps telling me to speechify near the roses.
It seems if you pile a lot of shit around them they grow prettier.
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