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Hu's at the White House? (with apologies to Bud & Lou!)

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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:28 PM
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Hu's at the White House? (with apologies to Bud & Lou!)
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 12:57 PM by Career Prole
Bolten: You can't play Legos today Mr. President. Hu's paying an official visit.

Bush: That's what I wanna find out.

Bolten: I said Hu's visiting today.

Bush: You know the fellow's name?

Bolten: Certainly!

Bush: Well then who's visiting?

Bolten: Yes!

Bush: I mean the fellow's name!

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: The guy visiting!

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: The official visitor!

Bolten: HU!

Bush: The reason I can't build a Lego democracy today!

Bolten: Hu is the reason there's no play-time today!

Bush: Now whaddya askin' me for?

Bolten: I'm telling you Hu is visiting.

Bush: Well, I'm asking YOU who's visiting!

Bolten: That's the man's name.

Bush: That's whose name?

Bolten: Yes.

Bush: Well go ahead and tell me.

Bolten: Hu.

Bush: The guy visiting.

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: My official visitor.

Bolten: Hu is the visitor!

Bush: Have I ever met this guy?

Bolten: Absolutely....he was here in May of 2002, and then you visited him last year.

Bush: Who?

Bolten: Well, naturally!

Bush: When we set a new trade deficit record, who gets the money?

Bolten: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it.

Bush: Who is?

Bolten: Yes. Sometimes he rolls it over looking to parlay it.

Bush: Who does?

Bolten: Yes.

Bush: I'm fixin' to fire you next, bubba...look, let's go meet who ya got.

Bolten: Yes sir, right away.



Bush Welcomes Hu to White House

Edit for gettin' one of the "Hu's" and a "who's" mixed up... :eyes:
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   Hysterical!  Squatch   Apr-20-06 12:30 PM   #1 
   Brewski! Yay!  Career Prole   Apr-20-06 12:41 PM   #2 
      Meehoo with an Exactlywatt...  Karenina   Apr-20-06 02:10 PM   #13 
   Its been a while since I've had as good of a laugh, if ever.  madokie   Apr-20-06 12:46 PM   #3 
   Good!  Career Prole   Apr-20-06 12:58 PM   #5 
   What?  soup   Apr-20-06 12:52 PM   #4 
   What's the reason you invaded Iraq, Mr. President.  Career Prole   Apr-20-06 01:01 PM   #7 
      "I don't know"  soup   Apr-20-06 01:06 PM   #8 
         I don't know? That's the name of that leaker  Career Prole   Apr-20-06 01:43 PM   #11 
   Bud and Lou would be smiling! NT  SeattleRob   Apr-20-06 12:58 PM   #6 
   No Legos today... LMAO!!!  paparush   Apr-20-06 01:10 PM   #9 
   That was great. Thanks for the laugh.  elvisbear   Apr-20-06 01:11 PM   #10 
   Bush's legos are made in whose China? What? Hu?  file83   Apr-20-06 01:48 PM   #12 
   Giving this a "No. What's the reason he invaded Iraq." kick.  soup   Apr-20-06 05:26 PM   #18 
   Brilliant !!!  Az_lefty   Apr-20-06 02:14 PM   #14 
   Subtle and funny. Exactly what's bush lacks. K&R  northamericancitizen   Apr-20-06 02:35 PM   #15 
   Excellent...  Mythsaje   Apr-20-06 02:37 PM   #16 
   K&R  Lugnut   Apr-20-06 03:57 PM   #17 
   Very good!  0007   Apr-20-06 05:30 PM   #19 
 
Squatch (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:30 PM
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1. Hysterical!
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:41 PM
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2. Brewski! Yay!
Thanks! Is that for me?

(No, President That's coming next month.)

Who's coming next month?

(No, dammitall! Hu's the guy who just kicked over your nascent Lego democracy!)

It's your job to find that out! And when ya do I want him demoted to a real crap job! Make him trade rep to the heathen Chinee or somethin'!




ARRRGHHH! I can't stop now! :banghead:
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 02:10 PM
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13. Meehoo with an Exactlywatt...
You gotta work the "Go away!" in there somehow! :rofl:
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Apr-20-06 12:46 PM
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3. Its been a while since I've had as good of a laugh, if ever.
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 01:06 PM by madokie
:kick: & recommend
it would be really funny if it weren't possibly true
on edit: I about forgot to rec.
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:58 PM
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5. Good!
I'm glad o' that! :toast:
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:52 PM
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4. What?
:rofl:
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:01 PM
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7. What's the reason you invaded Iraq, Mr. President.
Dubya-M.D.'s

What W.M.D.'s?

Exactly!
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:06 PM
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8. "I don't know"
Career Prole, I am crying I'm laughing so hard. This is priceless.
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:43 PM
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11. I don't know? That's the name of that leaker
..if I recall correctly. :rofl:
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SeattleRob (893 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 12:58 PM
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6. Bud and Lou would be smiling! NT
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:10 PM
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9. No Legos today... LMAO!!!
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elvisbear (530 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:11 PM
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10. That was great. Thanks for the laugh.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 01:48 PM
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12. Bush's legos are made in whose China? What? Hu?
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 05:26 PM
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18. Giving this a "No. What's the reason he invaded Iraq." kick.
:kick:
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Az_lefty (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 02:14 PM
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14. Brilliant !!!
:rofl: :kick:
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15. Subtle and funny. Exactly what's bush lacks. K&R
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 02:35 PM by northamericancitizen
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 02:37 PM
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16. Excellent...
I was thinking along these lines yesterday. Quite amusing.

I'm a big fan of the original.
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17. K&R
That is hysterical. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. :yourock:
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0007 (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-20-06 05:30 PM
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19. Very good!
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