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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 12:52 PM
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The "official" thread of Sayonara Scottie Humor
Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 12:53 PM by The Witch

To the Next Press Secretary:

If you're reading this, I've officially resigned from the White House Press Office -- Guckertland -- and you've been appointed to take over by The Great & Powerful Decider Who Hears Voices. Knowing that you're walking into a propeller, I thought I'd be a pip and help to ease your pain with some advice...
By Bob Cesca:
McClellan's Email to the Next Press Secretary



There has been so much "good news" coming out of Iraq that the White House decided it is completely unnecessary to have a press staff.

Policy of not commenting on "ongoing investigations" has made it virtually impossible for him to comment on anything anymore.

New job: Washington Post Ombudsman.

By Skinner:
The REAL Reasons Why Scott McClellan Has Left the White House


Add your own best finds with a 1- or 2-sentence excerpt. Oh, it's comedy gold.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I call for one more round of Scottieburgers!!



:cry: Memories... :cry:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 12:56 PM
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1. Yes yes memories indeed
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 12:59 PM
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2. When I heard about Snotty being gone
this a.m., I did think of you, The Witch, and how your heart would break! :rofl: :patriot:
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 01:01 PM
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3. No more Snotty Scotty BBQ Bingo!
Well, the Shrub is speaking so much these days, maybe I can start a new line of bingo cards with him!!

:giggle:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 01:04 PM
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4. Dump that Astra Zeneca stock
Their sales of Nexium and Prilosec are gonna take a hit when he's no longer the liar in chief's proxy.

So will Maalox sales.

Not sure about antidepressants and sleeping pills. He is a weasel, but he is an alert weasel.
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