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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:55 PM
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Porn star's offer sex to Bin Laden for peace
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

La Cicciolina /AP

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

--snip--


In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."


more...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1799211.html

:rofl:
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:57 PM
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1. "Death to America, the Great Satan, and by the way I get off work at
5:30."
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:58 PM
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3. Make love not war
Amen.
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:05 PM
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10. Piece for Peace. *
*
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happydreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:50 PM
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22. Tit for tat and all that.
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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:59 PM
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4. LOL! That's fantastic n/t
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:57 PM
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2. Isn't she the one that made dog and pony shows? Think she'd have better
luck offering her services to the repukes.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:59 PM
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5. Doesn't she do this like every couple of years?
Also, since this thread is worthless without at least one pic:

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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:02 PM
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6. She obviously really, really needs to get laid
Maybe if she rounded up 17 virgins to do him they'd have some bargaining power...but to give up his title to most scary terrorist in the world just to bang a 55 year old? He'd have to be nuttier than George Bush.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:03 PM
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7. yeah
but if he holds out he gets 72 virgins! (is there a fatwa on me now?)
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Dunvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:04 PM
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8. At least she's looking for him...
...
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:12 PM
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13. Touch!. . .
n/t
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Weembo Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:22 PM
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26. We have a winner!
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:04 PM
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9. Maybe Laura will jump on the bandwagon
and offer her Bush.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:05 PM
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11. Bada Bing !!!
:rofl: :yourock: :rofl:

Good one!

:hi:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:06 PM
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12. Now... who will fuck Bush so he'll go away, too? n/t
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:15 PM
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14. Where's Jeff Gannon? Is he still available? NT
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:18 PM
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18. *
Cicciolina considered doing Bush, but she didn't wnat to have to shave her head, or strap on an eight-incher.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:15 PM
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15. My only question is: Why is this world news????
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Dunvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:15 PM
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24. She's not only an adult film actress, but she runs for office
From Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicciolina

Honourable Ilona Staller (born Anna Elena Staller on 26 November 1951), also known by her stage name Cicciolina, is an Italian-Hungarian porn star turned politician.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:16 PM
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16. I'll bet Osama can't wait to get his gun off on a porn star
Unfortunately, La Cicciolina won't like it.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:18 PM
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17. Suck his brains out!!
While Lynne Cheney reads dirty lesbian novels to him.
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Dunvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:17 PM
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25. Uh...what brains? You don't mean W do you?
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 04:17 PM by Dunvegan
Oh! I get it...you mean Karl Rove.

Ewwww!
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:20 PM
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19. Forget him, give Bush a blow job instead. Maybe we can impeach him then.
If your serious about peace that is...
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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:55 PM
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23. LOL!
:rofl:
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:40 PM
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20. This just in from bin Laden...
"Actress, I served with Marlene Dietrich, I knew Marlene Dietrich, Marlene Dietrich was a friend of mine. Actress, you are no Marlene Dietrich."
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 03:46 PM
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21. now that is fabulous!
and 72 virgins couldn't begin to knock it back like she can.
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debbierlus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:23 PM
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27. Don't they want VIRGINS?

Isn't that the big reward....

Fifty virgins...

They would consider porn stars as tainted and dirty.
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:26 PM
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28. how many wives does osama have?
and what would a devout muslim (or anyone, for that matter)want with a 55 year-old porn actress?
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Dunvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-14-06 05:07 PM
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30. I believe he has four...although he allowed one to divorce him...
...at one point just before he took his family on the run to Tora Bora.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 04:56 PM
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29. Maybe she should try
bush..the number terrorist in the world.
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