Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace

[sabra]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003151287

Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace

Bucharest, Romania (AHN) - The most famous porn star in Italy, Cicciolina, is willing to trade sex with Osama Bin Laden for peace, according to a report from the AP.

The porn queen, 55, reportedly stated that it is somebody should do something to pacify the terrorist, claiming that she may be the right woman to make the effort.

At an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolia said, "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it...I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.

She allegedly offered herself to Saddam in the 1990s if he would give up his Iraq dictatorship.

Cicciolina said that if Saddam had agreed to her offer "who knows what might have happened."

[darkmaestro019]

1. Honey, you're offering yourself to the wrong extremist.

In fact, weren't we looking for someone to give Bushie head so we could get him impeached? Does anyone have her number?

[paparush]

2. She's a virgin...right?

[Jim Warren]

3. What, she's like 55?

He's already got a date with 72 virgins.

(Alright, alright, extreme poor taste, yada, yada)

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. That was a typo.

It's actually one 72 year old virgin.

[MADem]

4. OK, what is UP with these HEADLINE WRITERS????

I thought, from that header, that Bin Ladin was offering sex to Jorge DubleVe!!!!

Ciccolina isn't only the most famous porn star in Italy, she's a pretty OLD one too--a bit past her sell-by date. I'm thinking ole Binny would rather take a turn with the Monkey than her....

[stop the bleeding]

6. I just can't shake the image of OBL doing the nasty -- ewwww n/t

[11 Bravo]

7. Well then, run this through the old regurgitater ...

George W. Bush has engaged in procreation. That's enough to make me hurl.

[stop the bleeding]

8. no doubt

:puke:

[BR_Parkway]

9. Please offer Bush sex in exchange for Impeachment

and hurry, hurry!

[IntravenousDemilo]

10. But does he go for older women who are most likely clinically insane? n/m

[LuCifer]

11. Are you sure this really isn't from the Weekly World News?!

:crazy::wtf::yoiks:

[Squeech]

12. Once upon a time

I remember her offer in re Saddam.

The reason she makes the news with this stuff is not just that she's a former porn star, but that she's a former porn star who has been elected to Italy's legislature. One wonders what else she has to offer, especially to her constituents, but she's for real, she ain't Bat Boy.