Cheney taken to hospital, officials decide not to wake up Bush

[sabra]

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=awqa_MwQspSU&refer=top_world_news

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Bush was informed of Cheney's trip to the hospital ``early this morning'' but wasn't awakened, spokesman Scott McClellan said. The phone call took place shortly before 8 a.m., McClellan said.

What time does the bubble prezident wake up?

[NNadir]

1. Whenever he feels like it. "La loi, c'est lui."

[rkc3]

2. And exactly what sort of catastrophe is required to wake him?

Maybe they want to make it look like it's no big deal - just another bypass or transplant for Cheney.

[stevedeshazer]

3. WTF?

:wtf:

Bush was informed of Cheney's trip to the hospital ``early this morning'' but wasn't awakened, spokesman Scott McClellan said.

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How did they 'inform' him without waking him up?

[QuettaKid]

5. Eggs-actly!!

how do you inform without waking!?!?

[htuttle]

6. His doctor has to wake him

...like 'Pink'.

"Just a little pinprick,... but you might feel a little sick"

[htuttle]

4. The guy gets in bed before ten

...and isn't up by 8 am?

He must be getting really drunk at night...

[Ilsa]

7. He's an early riser most of the time I think.

Alot of us are. My problem is that I go to bed too late. W. goes to bed at the same time I put my little ones to sleep for school, but they sleep longer than he does.

I think W gets up really early to go get his endorphin high on a bike or something.

[progressivebydesign]

16. Like many alcoholics, they pass out early, and wake up early.

I don't know why.. but every alcoholic I've known wakes up at the crack of dawn.

[IChing]

8. Actually the German Bush Robot pilot had not come to work yet.

http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=10524

You can see him in action

[goclark]

9. It's hard to wake up a drunk passed out on the floor nt

[wakeme2008]

10. that what I am think...

WE are told he goes to bush at 9:00 and now he doesn't get up until around 8:00

Bullshit...

[rurallib]

11. Must not have needed cocaine from W.

probably had a supply at the hospital. Maybe Dick picked some up for W while he was there.

[ContraBass Black]

12. Just goes to show

That W isn't really in charge.

[madaboutharry]

13. Most people are already pulling into the

parking lot at work shortly before 8 a.m. What a lazy shit. The only thing asleep in my house at 8 a.m. is the dog taking his mid-morning nap.

[johnfunk]

14. I think he wakes 10 minutes before Teletubbies

... so Pickles can change his di-dee and give him a sippy cup full of apple juice.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. I thought he was on a bike ride or out at a Coronado, CA photo-op

[Sadie5]

17. Hard to wake a drunk

from an alcoholic stupor. Bush probably passed out early the night before and they knew he couldn't be awakened.

[Contrary1]

18. This is actually a good thing...

Can you imagine how much more damage Slumpy would cause if his normal
day was 14-16 hours like the rest of us? Too frightening to think about.