In a nutshell, my opinion of Katie Couric anchoring CBS Evening News

[CatWoman]

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re stiff
Kick ’em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

[400Years]

1. yeah, pretty much sums it up alright

[deutsey]

2. She's just so durn perky!

That's what I want when watch the news...perkiness and lots of wacky, zany banter.

[warrens]

4. Pretty soon they'll have a fat, jolly weatherman

And a goofy sports guy and an Asian woman who does human interest stories.

[CatWoman]

5. Trisha Takanawa!!!!!

[K-W]

8. I like to feel that my source of information is flirting with me. EOM

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. In a nutshell, my opinion of Katie Couric anchoring CBS Evening News

BFD

[glitch]

6. I think she is the perfect face for what CBS "news" has become. nt

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. yes

our CATWOMAN put it in a nut shell