Lets collect money to send a flower to Ann Coulter.

[benburch]

A single white lily.

http://www.katinkamatson.com.nyud.net:8090/500/images/white_calla_lily.1024.jpg

I think even she is smart enough to understand the gesture.

[neuvocat]

1. I don't get it.

What's the significance?

[benburch]

4. A death lily.

If you don't get it, don't worry. It's very goth.

[catmandu57]

5. Ever watch the Munsters

Lily always sleeps with one white Lily clamped on her breast.

[Catch22Dem]

6. I don't get it either, but

I'm pretty out of the loop with Ann. I can't say I pay much attention to anything she says or does.

[shaniqua6392]

2. I am in on that one!!

I was thinking of a dead rat in a shoebox or something, but I guess the flower thing will work too.

[tocqueville]

why do you hate rats ?

they are sensible and intelligent animals. Far more evolved than coulters...

[MSgt213]

3. We should have someone cut some road side weeds and send tons to her

[northofdenali]

7. I'm in, ben - just post the website for the paypal account -

let's make sure it arrives in a black vase.

Edited to add:

[populistdriven]

8. I dont get it

[EFerrari]

9. Why not just ask Helen to send her the thorned stems?

:evilgrin:

[liberal N proud]

10. Send a single dead rose

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. I think a rose would make much more of a statement

One single rose, compared to hundreds for Helen Thomas. One single dead rose, with wilted leaves and lots of thorns. One single rose that screams, "FLOWER SHOP REJECT!"

:evilgrin:

[populistdriven]

12. I'd send her a carrion flower but the smell of death turns her on

[FogerRox]

13. instaed of a LILY... maybe Creme' Brio Le'

[leveymg]

14. Or, maybe one of these

"Yuck. Not enough meat on those bones."

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[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. OMG! I was going to write skunk cabbage! I think it's perfect for her! :)

Meanwhile...skank cabbage!!! :rofl:

[Imagevision]

16. I'd prefer sending a heart shaped cake made with bullsh*T

[benburch]

23. Well, there is always the "Fecalgram"

http://fecalgram.com/store/products

http://fecalgram.com.nyud.net:8090/img/fgopened.jpg

[ima_sinnic]

17. much better: a corpse lily, A. titanum, stinks like rotting meat

in addition, the shape of the flower makes a, er, "statement," don't you think? :evilgrin:

[Minnesota Libra]

18. I've got a better idea - a stinky plant - anyone know the name I'm........

.....referring to here?? That is the only thing I'd contribute to for Andrew Coulter.:rofl:

[wryter2000]

19. May I suggest

There are some orchids that smell like rotting flesh.

[BurtWorm]

20. She might not be able to tell if the smell is coming from her or it.

:patriot:

[Mr_Spock]

21. LOL!

:rofl:

This could be a problem!

:rofl:

[crispini]

22. Dead roses.

Even better.

http://www.thecostumer.com/upload/rose%2Ejpg

[MazeRat7]

38. "And I won't forget to roses on your grave"......

Well, when you’re sitting there
In your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folks that you know
Well I hope you won’t see me
In my ragged company
You know I could never be alone

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Well, when you’re sitting back
Your post reminded me of a tune I've performed for decades.....

Dead Flowers - The Rolling Stones

(a dedication to Man Coulter)

In your rose pink cadillac
Making bets on kentucky derby day
I’ll be in my basement room
With a needle and a spoon
And another girl to take my pain away

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Take me down little susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the us mail
Say it with dead flowers at my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave
No I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Enjoy,

MZr7

[nonconformist]

24. Would a box of flaming poo be too forward?

Or how about a single black rose?

Or a large box of bricks, postage due, from her "loyal fans and supporters"?

Maggot infested pie?

I could do this all day.

[bliss_eternal]

25. Can I spit on it first?

:eyes: She's so nauseating...

[GrpCaptMandrake]

What about that one flower

that only blooms once every so many years, and when it does, smells like a corpse?

That would fit nicely.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

26. What about that one flower

that only blooms once every so many years, and when it does, smells like a corpse?

That would fit nicely.

[LiberalEsto]

27. A thorny rose branch with the rose cut off

That's how Morticia arranged her flowers on "The Addams Family."

[Demeter]

28. The Dandelions aren't blooming yet, though

How about a cactus--the Crown of Thorns, perhaps. Very Easterly.

[ThatsMyBarack]

30. How about....?

....stinkweed!!! :rofl:

[stevietheman]

31. Is it legal to send feces through the mail?

Let's have a "box up your next power dump and mail it to Mann Coulter" campaign.

[mondo joe]

32. How about a case of crickets - the kind you feed snakes with?

[benburch]

33. She might actually think that was praise... nt

[spinbaby]

34. You could send dead roses

http://www.deadroses.com/

But, really, they look way too nice for her.

[Rainscents]

35. How about, single plastic black rose?

[Libby2]

36. Psssssst I'll send her one for nuttin' honey. (nt)

[SoCalDem]

37. Considering the ann/man issue.. how about a dead anthurium