He's OBSESSED with weeping.

[baby_mouse]

Over and over again I hear references to tears and him being "The Weeper" and "tears flowing".

"George, here's your coffee."

"Snif. Snif. Snif. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Seriously, what's that all about? Why does he go on and on about suffering and how "empathetic" he is? Surely to Christ after Katrina and that video of him snoring in an armchair he can't expect anyone to STILL buy this garbage? And why is he trying to build a propaganda campaign out of something so negative and victim-orientated? Does he think America wants to be that Ultimate Victim? Who wants to be loved for being a victim?!

[otohara]

1. News To Me....I've Never Seen Sincerity

when he says he's sad. Tears, never?

Clinton was the crier.

[FormerRepublican]

2. PMS? It does tend to make one feel weepy...

[baby_mouse]

3. !

:rofl:

:hide:

[TomInTib]

4. Maybe dehydration explains these erratic appearances lately...

If he is crying over blown up Iraqi children, he must be pretty weepy.

[baby_mouse]

5. More wrinkly, too...

Perhaps sealing him in a tin of peach syrup will help. He NEEDS to moisturise.

Bless 'im. The poor babe just needs some "him" time. Some MORE "him" time.

[Kerri_S]

9. Yes, he needs more "him" time....

Maybe he can squeeze that in between the workout and the nap. It's hard work, don't ya know?...

[TomInTib]

12. Maybe he can cry himself to sleep.

And welcome to DU, Kerri_S!

[SoCalDem]

6. Actions speak louder than crocodile tears

What he DIDN'T do for New Orleans will be his albatross.. Hope he wears it well :evilgrin:

[baby_mouse]

10. Gasp! How can you SAY that?

He wept and wept over New Orleans! And hugged and hugged! And gave the reconstruction contract to his pals in Halliburton.

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. He's friggin obsessed

with being full of shit.

What a major asshole.

[dipsydoodle]

8. It's cos he's fed up

with making love in a confined space where it's cold and dark and he's all alone.

[TahitiNut]

11. Crocodile tears ... genetic trait in the Bushoilini cabal.

:shrug:

[Lisa]

13. about himself!

He only cries when he is the subject ... for example, if he thinks he's been doing too much "hard work". Or when he declares that he's a "loving guy". Or when they had a farewell party for him in Texas and presented him with a cake or a hat or something.

Crying is not the same thing as sensitivity! Particularly when you don't shed a tear for other people at all.

Addendum to the "crying over coffee" scene -- he would blurt out, lip quivering, "you only put TWO spoons of sugar in it! Waaaaah!"

[The_Casual_Observer]

14. He screws everything up, all he can do is cry about it later.

[Lexingtonian]

15. He's one of the emotionally tone deaf

but among Republicans, having any emotionally perceptive range at all, how ever miniscule, is some kind of grandiose virtue. Among tbe blind and stupid, the one-eyed man is king....

[mikelewis]

16. Rove is definitely off his game...