You know you're a Freeper if...

[PatrioticLeftie]

You know you're a Freeper if you are willing to hand over the civil liberties you hold so dear to people who are actively trying to destroy them.

If you believe patriotism and nationalism are one in the same.

If you thump your hearts proudly in front of the flag but don't consider enlisting (inopportunely placed cyst, bad cough, etc.)


Add your own

[no_hypocrisy]

1. 1. You're smug that your neighbor has less rights and privileges

than you do.
2. Your neighbor is probably going to Hell, and you're not.
3. You love your gun more than your wife, children, and parents (together or individually).
4. You are too cool to engage in sexual activity. You've waaaay above that.
5. Sexual activity is akin to psychiatric deviation (even the missionary position).
6. You OWN your wife and children.

You do the rest . . .

[oasis]

2. You think we need to democratize Iraq but not China.

[susu369]

3. you kan't spell kat

:) I'm series

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Or moran or hugh1111

[AwakeAtLast]

24. Or Satin!

This is too fun! :D

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. You need someone else to do your thinking for you.

Right, Dittoheads?

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. You think the Patriot Act

is just an extension of the constitution.

[BuyingThyme]

7. You think the NEWS in Fox NEWS means NEWS.

[ismnotwasm]

8. You think the way to solving problems in the Middle East

Is wholesale Euthanasia, (the kill 'em all and take their oil mentality) but you think those Women's health clinic bombers are just dandy...

[Warpy]

9. If yer tobacky juice shorts out that keyboard more'n once a week

If you have to walk with your arms folded so the friction from your knuckles don't slow you down.

If you love them lists of talking points and all the neat stuff yer preacher says about the Rapture cause you can repeat 'em and yer head don't hardly hurt no more.

If you think good spelling and grammar are plumb sissy.

If you think getting another tax cut will save an economy seven trillion dollars in the red. Shoot, you intend to spend that hundred dollars a year and that'll fix everything up just fine!

[Catrina]

11. Good ones! *lol*

If you agree with Harriet Myers that 'W' is the most brilliant man in the world.

If you use the word 'traitor' every time someone disagrees with you (or Fox or Rush).

If you think waving the flag makes you a patriot.

If you think that a metal ribbon on your pickup saying 'support the troops' means you are a superior patriot.

If your idea of a discussion consists of you saying 'stfu you moran, yer an 'f'n traytor' when you disagree with someone, and then you tell all your friends how you 'beet the liv'n shit outta that librul a##h$l%'.

[eallen]

10. Don't be silly. Freepers don't hold civil liberties dear.

Civil liberty is antithetical to their religious/social conservative ideology. That is why they oppose liberty on every social issue. That is why they hate the ACLU. Don't be fooled by their blather about freedom. They only want the state to be free, to execute their social philosophy.

[Nikki Stone 1]

12. You think Ann Coulter is hot

Bleh!

[Notary Sojac]

20. I think Ann Coulter is kind of hot, and I'm not a Freeper...

...Unless she really is a man, of course. Then all bets are off.

[Horse with no Name]

28. Wow you aren't hard to please are you?

:puke:

[Name removed]

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[Mutley]

13. You hate everyone who doesn't look and act and live and worship

exactly the same way as you.

[Coes]

14. You know you're a Freeper if

You know you're a Freeper if the only solution to a foreign situation is this:

[renie408]

15. If you are simultaneously titillated by sex and scared to death of it. n/t

[renie408]

16. (No, lurking Freepers, "titillated" has nothing to do with breasts) n/t

[RagingInMiami]

17. If you masturbate to a photo of Ann Coulter

If you memorize Rush Limbaugh quotes and recite them to anybody within in earshot.

If your first response to anyone who bashes bush is something about bill clinton and monica.

If you had nightly praying sessions for Terri Schiavo.

If you would like to drink a beer with bush.

If you believe Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9/11.

If you believe the WMDs are in Syria.

If you believe the media is really liberal.

If you get irate everytime someone mentions the word "France."

If you've donated to Pat Robertson anytime in the last five years.

[xmas74]

23. I'd drink a beer w/ Bush.

Maybe officially falling off the wagon would make him do a better job (it wouldn't take much)
It's a thought.

[RagingInMiami]

34. Well, if he's buying

But I don't think I can get through one beer without ending up in a bar brawl with him and all his secret agents.

[xmas74]

36. Very true.

He might get a kick in the sac before I see the bottom of the beer.

[William Bloode]

18. You know your a freeper when.....

You think gay marriage is a threat to the sancity of marriage, but cheating on your wife is not.

[ragin_acadian]

19. :you are all about jesus and moral values,

until it treads the fine line between THEIR idea of jesus and the corporation: http://www.freerepublic.com/%5Ehttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB113642955212838313.html?mod=mostpop

priceless comments from the cavedwellers:

1. "Oh PUH-LEEZE! If I had a dollar for every time I went out with clients to the Hialeah Center of the Performing Arts (aka Treasure Island) when I was in banking...

Wait a second, I did! Feminazis have ruined maleness. There is NO SUCH THING as SEXUAL HARASSMENT. If you can't take the heat, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WOMEN!" (exactly how did they ruin your maleness...burn their burkas?)

2. "Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.99 a minute?" (ummm, how did you come to that conclusion?)



props to Xemasab, who put on her rubber waders, to bring this to our attention: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4545734

[yellowdogmi]

21. Against my better Judgement

you prompted me to go over there. Now I registered. Then I had to post this little note to help make their collective heads explode.

To: squidly

It would seem to me that if the president has the right to Ignore the FISA Court and our Fourth Amendment rights he may also decide to repeal our second amendment rights. Additionally I don't think that is what he meant when he took his oath of office to support and defend the constitution.
Am I wrong?

Posted on 01/07/2006 5:16:59 PM PST by blueslover (Help?) :evilgrin:

No worries I will post the responses. This is actually kind of fun. He he he.

[ragin_acadian]

22. you naughty, naughty man.

:spank:

how dare you tease the slow people like that!

honestly, please post the responses. i am sooooo looking forward to that.

welcome to DU!

on edit: buddylisted: you rule!

[yellowdogmi]

32. Four responses

Here is there response. Three Freepers sent this to me four times. They are just like on TV they repeat the same bullshit over and over to try and drill it into your head. They are no more effective at it than the official liars. I feel like a sheppard with all of these sheep. My response at the bottom.


Poll: Most Say U.S. Needs Warrant to Snoop
AP ^ | 1/7/5

Posted on 01/07/2006 9:57:08 AM PST by squidly

A majority of Americans want the Bush administration to get court approval before eavesdropping on people inside the United States, even if those calls might involve suspected terrorists, an AP-Ipsos poll shows.

Over the past three weeks, President Bush and top aides have defended the electronic monitoring program they secretly launched shortly after Sept. 11, 2001, as a vital tool to protect the nation from al-Qaida and its affiliates.

Yet 56 percent of respondents in an AP-Ipsos poll said the government should be required to first get a court warrant to eavesdrop on the overseas calls and e-mails of U.S. citizens when those communications are believed to be tied to terrorism.

Agreeing with the White House, some 42 percent of those surveyed do not believe the court approval is necessary.

"We're at war," Bush said during a New Year's Day visit to San Antonio. "And as commander in chief, I've got to use the resources at my disposal, within the law, to protect the American people. ... It's a vital, necessary program."

According to the poll, age matters in how people view the monitoring. Nearly two-thirds of those between age 18 to 29 believe warrants should be required, while people 65 and older are evenly divided.

Party affiliation is a factor, too. Almost three-fourths of Democrats and one-third of Republicans want to require court warrants.

I understand that it is Hard Work fighting this war on Terror but has this administration sunk to governing by polls? I remember my statistics class from college and polls can be skewwed by the way the question is asked, who it is asked of,and even by the characteristics of the way it is asked. I think Rush said that. These polls mean nothing. There are lies, damn lies and statistics. I read this week where a government report has said that what our President has done is against the constitution. As I remember from the Roberts hearings, this party believes in a strict interpretation of the constitution. What gives? How can we claim to respect the constitution and ignore the bill of rights? I am just a little confused. Can you explain this? Do I have to worry about them taking my guns next? Are they going to suspend free speech?
:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

25. You think Robert Novak deserves a Pulitzer...

You think that Bill O'reilly HAS a Pulitzer
You think Pat Robertson is a righteous dude
You think your kids won't have sex as long as they are taught
abstinence only
You call your father "Uncle Dad" (ok, tasteless and probably stolen from Jeff Foxworthy, but I couldn't resist:evilgrin:)

[Jamison]

26. You love Wal-Mart.

n/t

[mwooldri]

27. ... Pat Robertson is a Christian pastor. (n.t)

[Faux pas]

29. You think greed, lying and blind loyalty are positive attributes. n/t

[Name removed]

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[NMMNG]

33. If you want to bring democracy to Iraq, yet take it away in the US

via "The Patriot Act", illegal wire tapping and other violations of peoples' civil rights and privacy.

You think that gay marriages are a threat to "traditional marriage", but divorce, spousal abuse and the subjugation of women are not.

You think Creationism/ID should be taught in public schools in science class, yet would flip if someone demanded science were taught in your church.

[Scurrilous]

35. You know you're a Freeper if...

...you think spellcheck is something you get for winning a spelling bee.

[sarge43]

37. You might be a Freep if you think{sic}

"Kill them all; let God sort them out" is a valid political philosophy.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

38. OT: Offensive freeper joke

Q. How does a freeper know when his wife is dead?

A. The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.


I get few opportunities to say that, so I take 'em when I can get 'em.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

39. You have to cheat your way into power.

nt