It's a Bush Bash-a-Palooza!

[rucky]

I'll start:

George Bush is so dumb, he can't even spell I.Q.

George Bush is so crooked, he has to walk sideways through a doorway.

George Bush is so unpopular, his idea of a "mandate" is meeting with Jeff Gannon.

George Bush is so rude, he's getting his middle finger bronzed.

George Bush is so crazy, he calls Charles Manson for advice.

George Bush is so lazy, he gets Condolezza Rice to go to the bathroom for him.



I'm sure you can do better. Fire away!

[mattclearing]

1. "Bush-Bashing" is corporate-media/Rove talking point language.

Please stop using their Bush-centric terminology.

[rucky]

3. That's what they pay me the big bucks for.

how about: "insulting the shit out of our fraud-in-chief"?

[mattclearing]

9. Now that is some quality non-Rove-originated language.

:D

[Stephanie]

6. oh please - in this case we actually ARE bashing him

bash away!

[mattclearing]

11. Yep...just like Rove said you do.

When we use their language, it's like saying, "Rove and Bush are right."

They call us "Bush-bashers." Then we say, "We are bashing Bush!"

People look at this board and see that, they might conclude Bush and Rove are right too.

I advise against if for that reason alone.

And also, because "bashing Bush" makes it sound like we are just knocking him because we don't like him, or we are bludgeoning him with a blunt object. It's a way to say that we don't stand for anything but hating Bush, and by adopting that language, we agree to that caricature.

Fuck language that puts Bush at the center of the world, even in a thread that is about him.

[Stephanie]

25. it's a JOKE thread

When we have no sense of humor, it's like saying Rove and the rightwing are right about us!

[mattclearing]

28. I don't think anyone believes we have less of a sense of humor

than them. We have the entire history of American comedy on our side with the exception of Larry the Cable Guy, Dennis Miller, and Norm MacDonald.

:D

[Stephanie]

29. that's because comedy requires intelligence

And intelligent Republican is an oxymoron.

:)

[Kurovski]

35. Requires it? Not in my case, it doesn't!

:bounce:

[Kurovski]

27. Oy

gevalt!

[Fridays Child]

2. George Bush is so hated...

...Laura has to tie a pork chop around his neck so Barney will play with him.

[Kurovski]

4. Bush is so clueless, he thinks Jim Beam is the one with the problem.

[rucky]

5. Bush is so dumb, he thinks Africa is a country.

Bush is so arrogant, he makes his wife call him "Mr. President"


Wait a minute...those are really true.

[Kurovski]

7. Bush is so irreligious, he thinks Jesus said "BLASTED are the peacemakers"

[Kurovski]

8. Bush is so phony, he needs a mask for his mask.

[Kurovski]

10. Bush is so loathed, his own daughters won't drink with him.

[Rocknrule]

12. Ok here goes

Bush is so dumb he thinks 401K is his mother's bra size
Bush is so dumb he learned to put his underwear on "yellow in front, brown in back"
Bush loves war so much he, Cheney, and Rummy circle jerk each other to Black Hawk Down
Bush is so irresponsible that he blamed 9/11 on Gore for not getting elected and preventing it
Bush is so dumb that when someone talks about euthinasia, he says "what about youth in Asia?"

[Kurovski]

13. Bush is so contemptable, Qaddafi needs a barf-bag when he calls.

[Kurovski]

14. Bush is such a hypocrite, even Babs thinks twice on Mother's Day.

[Kurovski]

15. Bush is so lame, ducks in a Chinese market fare better.

[Kurovski]

16. Bush is so vile, the Devil wants to break their contract.

[Kurovski]

17. Bush is so fucked, he thinks he's in a brothel.

[Kurovski]

18. Bush is so twisted, he posed for the "Twizzlers" mold.

[Tim4319]

19. Bush is so dumb, he can't ride a bike and chew a pretzel at the same time!

Bush is so dumb, he can't say NUCLEAR (let alone spell it).

Bush is so dumb, he thinks his mother is on the one dollar bill!

[Kurovski]

20. Bush is so self-absorbed, sponges drip with envy.

[Kurovski]

21. Bush is so Narcissistic, he thinks his mirror has orgasms.

[Kurovski]

22. Bush is so dweebish, Urkel takes notes.

[Kurovski]

44. Bush is so dastardly, he's got Cheney doing double-takes.

[Kurovski]

45. Bush is so much of a dick, he's in Trojan's next ad.

[Rocknrule]

23. The Bush cabal is so incompitent they could fuck up a quail hunt

Literally!

[Kurovski]

24. ...

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

26. Bush is so greedy, he'd make Roman emperors plotz.

[Kurovski]

30. Bush is so homely, he's a free-lance model for Zoobooks.

[Kurovski]

31. Bush is so illegitimate, his administration could room with Oliver Twist.

[Kurovski]

32. Bush is so reckless, the phrase is now "bullshitter in a china shop."

[rocktivity]

33. Bush is so dumb, he keeps forgetting the number to 911.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Kurovski]

34. Bush is so callous, Attilla the Hun became a nun.

[BuyingThyme]

36. George Bush is so chimp-like, I still laugh when people call him Chimpy.

[Kurovski]

37. Bush is so cavalier, he calls his daily propaganda dump "A Foxtrot."

[Kurovski]

38. Bush is so "done", he could be Phyllis Schlafly's hair-do.

[Kurovski]

39. Bush is so confused, he reads his approval graphs upside-down.

[Kurovski]

40. Bush is so literate, he's gonna read "My Pet Goat" for the third time.

[Kurovski]

41. Bush is so well-informed, he doesn't need to read newspapers.

[Kurovski]

42. Bush is so afraid of military service,

he still has the dress Corporal Klinger lent him.

[rucky]

43. What I learned from this:

never play the dozens with kurovski.

:)

[Kurovski]

46. Bush is so nepotistic, he had Jenna deliver Barbara.