I think I'm going to hurl.

[spartan61]

Can't believe this idiot repug e-mailed me this knowing how I feel about georgie bush. He said it wasn't political. Yeah, right. Don't bother clicking on the site unless you really want to :puke:


A Man in Need

Try to imagine yourself in this man's shoes, being verbally
assaulted with hatred and venom on a daily basis at his job.
Try to imagine if you did the very best you knew how to do, and
STILL, you were despised and hated without reason. How would
you feel? How would you be able to function on a daily basis
at your job? How would you feel every time you went out in
public, knowing that people despised you and there was nothing
you could do to change their minds?
This is awesome - please view!

Click here: http://www.udata.com/users/byrd/pray.htm

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. easy response

If I had a shread of decency, honesty and ethics, and if I stood in his shoes, I would call in a joint session of congress and apologize, then resign. I would admit that IRaq, Social Security, the Faith Based initiatives, the tax cuts and the EPS stuff was all a mistake. A MAJOR mistake.

I would also order Cheney to resign.

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Is it about Clinton?

:evilgrin: Poor Georgie, no body likes him and everybody hates him. :rofl:

[XanaDUer]

9. My first thought, too.

:)

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. They never get it do they? Damn shame too. Georgie isn't being

put through the wringer like Clinton was, although there is plenty of reasons he should be. These morans still think that lying about a blow job is worse then DELIBERATELY LYING TO TAKE US TO WAR!. BOGGLES THE MIND IT DOES! :banghead:

[XanaDUer]

16. Ya gotta try to understand the conservative mindset

"When it's us, it's different!"

War is good unless my kid(s) get drafted.

Unemployment is fine until I lose my job.

Abortion is wrong until my daughter gets knocked up at the wrong time by the wrong type of person.

AIDS can only be caught by gay people, until my family member accidentally got it through a blood donation.

Meat inspection is government intrusion and an unneeded expense until I or my kid get E. coli in a burger down at the Jerk in the Box.

I think Michael Moore had a riff on this theme.

[area51]

21. Well said.

You so well encapsulated how my nazi relatives feel ("it's all good until our own personal ox gets gored."). :eyes:

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. Self serving jerks. But I already knew that about them.

[ChristianLibrul]

3. in his shoes

He was talking about Clinton, right? And the Dixie Chicks? Danny Glover? The producer of the NBC show that theofascists got killed before it even aired once? How about Matthew Shepard...before those theofascist punks beat him to death, that is? Al Gore? John Kerry?

It's a biblical concept and therefore applies to everyone. Remind him of that.

[mondo joe]

4. If, as the page says, THIS COUNTRY BELONGS TO ALL OF US, then your friend,

and his friends, should consider giving more credence to the opposition.

[habitual]

5. HAHAHA

desperation is setting in..... i love it.

and non-political, ha, yeah right! you should write back the following:

Try to imaging yourself in this man's shoes, being treated like a king everywhere you go. Being able to break the laws of the country you lead without having to worry about punishment. Taking more vacations each year than any other civil servant on the government's payroll. Doing everything in your power to benefit big business at the expense of the taxpayers who are paying you to look out for them. The prayer this man needs is one to make him go away and let us have our country back.

Yes, i see this website is almost correct, there is a prayer that DESPERATELY needs to be said:

Dear Lord,

Please do anything you can to rescue this country from this man, he is destroying the wonderful country that i once knew.

Amen.

[TAPat]

6. I didn't follow your advice...

and guess what happened? :puke:
K&R for this.

[Flubadubya]

7. Yeah, this POS has been around a long time...

Someone put this out around the run-up to the Iraq invasion. I have seen it more times than I care to remember. Yes, it does make one want to :puke:

Oh, and shame on your idiot repug "friend?" for sending it to you. You need to send him this picture in reply:

[fun n serious]

8. He doesn't need paryer..

He needs an exorcism.

[newyawker99]

24. Hi fun n serious!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[fun n serious]

25. Thank You.

You're the first to say that to me. :pals:

[mondo joe]

10. Send him this in response:

Try to imagine yourself in this man's shoes, being laughed at annd demeaned on a daily basis at his job.
Try to imagine if you did the very best you knew how to do, and STILL, you were the subject of ridicule without reason.
How would you feel? How would you be able to function on a daily basis at your job? How would you feel every time you went out in public, knowing that people laughed at you and there was nothing you could do to change their minds?
Try to imagine walking in this man's shoes:

[Atmashine]

14. That's awesome!

lol

[Richard Steele]

20. Oh, Joe, that's brilliant!

I wish we could nominate individiual posts for "greatest"!




:applause: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :rofl:
:rofl: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :applause:

:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[Kierkegaard]

11. Imagine yourself without the capacity

to hold the job of WalMart greeter. You are incapable of finishing anything you start and everything you touch turns to stale cat shit... yet somehow, you can't resist the urge to run for public office. Not only are you successful at becoming the Governor of Texas, but ultimately, you manage to capture the U.S. Presidency by aligning yourself with people who would rig an election.

In your political travels, you leave a trail of debt, sorrow and wreckage untold.

Now, as holder of the title 'Worst President in US history,' it is your distinction to be despised, ridiculed, reviled and ranked in future history books among the worst of man's failed despots. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

[Tsiyu]

12. Poor little Lord Pissypants

He needs middle-aged women to cry over him and pat him on the head and powder his lily-white chicken shit ass.

They didn't mind attacking Clinton AND STILL DO!!!!!!!!! What hypocrites they all are.

If their preznint is truly a MAN he will face his accusers and speak up for himself. They have put their trust in a BOY who needs babysitting and protecting. What a bunch of losers Republans are.

[tanyev]

15. How would I feel? What would I do?

I would LEAVE! I would realize that everything I did only created more negativity and it would be in the best interests of myself, the job and the people that I worked for to do something else with my life. Maybe make a commitment to clear every durn piece of brush off a little farm I owned. That would keep me occupied without hurting too many other people.

[Immad2]

17. I would email him a short reply...

I had no idea you felt this way but Bill Clinton is very well liked and respected through out the world so don't worry to much.

[derby378]

18. THIS is why Nero faces so much anger (his daily itinerary at the WH)

6:00AM Wakes up for morning pee

6:07AM Finishes morning pee, goes back to bed

8:00AM Wakes up when Laura sends Dick Cheney in with the cattle prod (she's been up since 6:30)

8:10AM In the shower, singing Louie, Louie into the showerhead, off-key

8:30AM Daily briefing with advisors; Condoleezza Rice slowly sticks her foot up Bush's trouser leg while he discusses pre-emption doctrine and Barry Bonds stats

9:00AM Morning jog; Secret Service agents in tow, pointing subguns at anyone who even remotely looks like Cindy Sheehan

9:30AM Back at White House to greet visiting dignitary from Mongostaniraniqa; garbles the name of nation's newly-installed ruler

10:00AM "XBOX Hour" with Karl Rove

10:15AM "Hey, uh, Rockstar Games? I'm George W. Bush, and I approve of Grand Theft Auto. Uh, could you make a New Orleans version? Yeah, and put some more black people in it. And I want to be able to jump over more ruined houses, too...wha? What do you mean 'negative public image?' Karl, would you talk some sense into these people while I pull out the Halo disc?"

10:30AM Humiliated in live Halo combat by "rleeermeyfan18" of Truth or Consequences, NM, who's all of 14 years old and playing hooky from school

11:00AM Places daily call to Barbara and Jenna - "How's it hanging, girls?"

11:02AM Barbara and Jenna flip the finger at the telephone while still taking to Dad

11:30AM "OK, General, tell me what you need down in Fallujah...uh-huh...uh-huh...uh, General? Don't you tell me how to do my job, Goddammit! I'll tell you what you need in Fallujah - a good kick in the ass! Hey, Dick, that was a good one, wasn't it?" "Hilarious, Mr. President."

11:35AM Morning mail delivery at White House - crate of Xanax and Virginia Slims cigarettes from Canada arrives for Laura; George complains about the shipping cost

12:00PM Lunch at the White House - it's Tex-Mex Day (for the third straight day)

12:30PM Bush in the restroom - he always overdoes it on the salsa

1:00PM Time to take Barney and Miss Beasley for a walk on the White House lawn - the dogs communicate to each other as to when they should leap for George's throat

1:30PM Time for another signing statement for another bill, to which he now adds "Suck it, McCain"

2:00PM Afternoon nap

2:30PM Quick phone call to Condi, kept down to a whisper despite fact that nobody else is in the room

3:00PM Laughs at latest round of anti-war protesters being arrested in front of White House for trespassing

3:02PM Rushes out to White House gate waving unreleased Abu Ghraib pictures at arrested protesters; has to be restrained by Secret Service; Cheney has cattle prod ready

3:30PM Laughs with Rumsfeld as they watch latest video from Operation Swarmer; "Hey, Don, lookit that kid's arm fly up in the air like a retarded buzzard"

4:00PM Photo/video junket with Laura; lots of garden shots posing with Iraqi children whose parents are held at Gitmo

5:00PM Supper time; Ken Mehlman discusses Diebold/ES&S strategies for rigging voting machines for 2006 campaigns while BBQ is served

6:00PM Places quick call to Victoria's Secret to ensure delivery made to "Condolina Wright" at PO Box in Annapolis

6:15PM The work day is over, it's TV night with Laura

10:00PM The Bushes turn in for the night; George "takes" his Ambien, actually stashing it in hem of his pajama cuff

10:30PM Bush tiptoes out of bedroom, eluding Secret Service agents, heads toward Oval Office

10:38PM "Harder, Condi? You want it harder? Who's your Daddy, brown sugar? Who's your Daddy?"

10:39PM Out cold, snoring peacefully on Oval Office desk - Rice calls two trusted Secret Service agents to carry sleeping Bush back to his bedroom

10:50PM Back in bed with Laura; both are snoring peacefully

10:52PM Laura opens one eye - she knows; she always knows - reaches for secret stash of Thorazine, goes back to sleep

[Richard Steele]

22. Hey, you clearly forgot (at least) one item:

11:45AM FOX News breaking report: The shadowy Al-Quaida #3 known only as "rleeermeyfan18"
has just been captured near Truth or Consequences, NM.

[raccoon]

19. Ask him if that "man in need" would like to change places with

the Iraqi civilians who were injured or killed in the invasion.

[SeaBob]

26. Village idiot

Why whats wrong with you silly person, You ought to know its just right and proper to pray for the village idiot :);-)