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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:05 PM
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a joke site??? 'church of the fetus jesus'
http://fetusjesus.journalspace.com /

Aborting the Prince of Peace
posted 08/12/05

Eight weeks old,
a fetus today.
Blue dots for eyes
to look away.

Angels smile
when I kick and punch.
Mother Mary just
lost her lunch.

Operating table,
suction device,
goodbye my heart,
goodbye my eyes.

Today my little
heartbeat ceased.
Today they aborted
the prince of peace.

Dust to dust,
goo to goo.
Forgive them, father,
they know not what they do.

Pastor Skip Shively
The Church of the Fetus Jesus



Welcome to the website for the Church of the Fetus Jesus! Thanks for visiting and check back often for updates.

The Church of the Fetus Jesus is a faith-based abortion prohibition activist organization based on the Gospel of the Fetus Jesus. The Church employs only non-violent, First Amendment-protected means of expression to advocate for the complete and total prohibition of abortions, the morning-after pill and all abortifacients, dilation and curettage, stem-cell research, and any other attempted destruction or perturbation of the pre-born. The Church does not support abortion exceptions for rape, incest, or any other eventualities--these exceptions are tricks of Satan.

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I found this at 'dark christianity', a site monitoring the religious right; the poster found it at dailykos.
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Monkey see Monkey Do Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:49 PM
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1. Sounds like something from Lil' Markie
Diary of an Unborn Child

Why did you kill me, mommy
When God made me special for you?
I really wanted to see you
And put my little arms around you.
Why did you kill me, mommy
Because I thought you really cared for me.
And I wonder what I would have grown up to be?
I guess I?ll never know, 'cause mommy, you killed me.


http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/markie/02_-_Lil_Marki...

Much more ("Story of an Alcoholic Father" is probably the scariest 'song' you'll hear all year):
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/10/the_secret_of_l.h...
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:51 PM
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2. Hilarious.
It's gotta be a joke.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:51 AM
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3. Don't miss the Comments
There's a nice little exchange.
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Nutmegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:55 AM
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4. Additional Info
Edited on Sat Mar-11-06 02:55 AM by Nutmegger
Mission statement: The Church of the Fetus Jesus is a faith-based abortion prohibition activist organization based on the Gospel of the Fetus Jesus. The Church employs only non-violent, First Amendment-protected means of expression to advocate for the complete and total prohibition of abortions, the morning-after pill and all abortifacients, dilation and curettage, stem-cell research, and any other attempted destruction or perturbation of the pre-born. The Church does not support abortion exceptions for rape, incest, or any other eventualities--these exceptions are tricks of Satan.

I just had to add this:
My Interests:

Anti-abortion, Jesus, beach volleyball
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