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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:54 PM
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Help! I need to make some signs for tomorrows counter-protest.
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 06:56 PM by brainshrub
A group of fundies will be having a pro-bigotry rally, and a few friends and I plan to counter-protest.

Details here: www.brainshrub.com/clerics-rally-against-americans

Here are some ideas I've got so far:

God Dates Fags
God Hates Shrimp

Any other ideas? I'm looking for simple stuff for the signs.
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:57 PM
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1. Jesus Nazi's Go to Hell
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:57 PM
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2. just curious -
do people in Asheville really use the word 'sodomites'?
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:05 PM
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14. The fundies do, but most Ashevillians are very progressive.
I think the entire city is embarrassed by this. It's like having a Klan rally in your neighborhood. People are really coming together to oppose this.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:57 PM
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3. Here you go....
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:58 PM
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5. Thank you for warming the cockles of my heart
this Friday evening
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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:02 PM
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10. Nice!
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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:02 PM
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11. Nice. I like! (n/t)
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:57 PM
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4. Tomorrow is the sabbath - who will you stone?
- BAN DIVORCE - MAINTAIN SANCTITY

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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:00 PM
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6. Here are some good ones!
http://homepage.mac.com/alfredo_tomato/index4.html

There are 4 pages and jus click on the thumbnails.

You can print out hand bills or stickers too!


Good on you for going!

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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:28 PM
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23. I like this one...



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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:01 PM
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7. How about...
<--- Guess which one is secretly gay -->

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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:55 PM
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25. We are going to do this one.
I'll try to infiltrate to the other side with it.

Thanks for the idea.
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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:05 PM
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27. Hehe! Great!
You're so welcome! Bring back pix! :)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:01 PM
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8. "Who Did Jesus Hate?"
"Money changers go home!"

"As I have loved you, love one another" - Jesus

I like messages that use the Bible to condemn them, like those above.
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:01 PM
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9. Good idea to keep it simple.
I mean, you know, so the fundies can understand. ;)

I can't come up with anything cool! My brain isn't working today. What's that thing about how you're not supposed to wear two different fibers in the same garment? Can somebody smart do something with that?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:23 PM
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21. Remember this "West Wing" GOLDEN MOMENT?
The West Wing script from The Midterms-

"There's an election day scene that amuses hugely even as it demonstrates Sorkin's fearless faculty for combining controversial ideas, dramatic situations and circular-saw-like wit. The scene, a real showstopper, finds the president stopping in on a White House gathering of radio talk personalities. As Bartlet struggles though a speech extolling the gabbers' contributions to the airwaves, Bartlet is distracted by the sight of a Dr. Laura-like radio psychologist seated nearby."


BARTLET: It's a good idea to be reminded of the awesome impact, the awesome impact. I'm sorry. You're Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?

JACOBS (obviously pleased to be recognized): Yes, sir!

BARTLET: It's good to have you here.

JACOBS: Thank you!

BARTLET: . the awesome impact of the airwaves, and how that translates into the furthering of our national discussions, but obviously also how it can . how it can . Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?

JACOBS: A Ph.D.

BARTLET: A Ph.D.

JACOBS: Yes, sir.

BARTLET: In psychology?

JACOBS: No, sir.

BARTLET: Theology?

JACOBS: No.

BARTLET: Social work?

JACOBS: I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.

BARTLET: I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice - and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show - and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.

JACOBS: I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.

BARTLET: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an "abomination!"

JACOBS: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.

BARTLET: Yes it does. Leviticus!

JACOBS: 18:22.

BARTLET: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21 :7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?

(Bartlet only waits a second for a response, then plunges on.)

BARTLET: While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police?

(Bartlet barely pauses to take a breath.)

BARTLET: Here's one that's really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11 :7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?

(The camera pushes in on the president.)

One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.

(Jacobs sees that, in fact, the president is standing and she is the only one in the room sitting. After a moment, she rises, holding her tiny plate of appetizers. After the president exits, Sam Seaborn sternly approaches a thoroughly belittled Jacobs.)

SAM: I'm just . going to take that crab puff.

(Sam snatches Dr. Jacob's crab puff, then hurries after the president.)

http://www.thirdmill.org/answers/answer.asp/file/99757....
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:02 PM
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12. Patrice here in KC has one that says:
"Jesus Is STILL Here and We are STILL Killing Him"
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:05 PM
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13. Why are YOU in Bed with RevMoon?
Bush + Moon = New World Order

GOOGLE Bush and Moon

It always freaks out fundies when they find out about RevMoon funding their leaders like Tim LaHaye and Jerry Falwell, too.
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:05 PM
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15. Quote the Bible...

"God is Love."


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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:11 PM
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18. Another Appropriate Bible Quote...

"Let he who is without sin

...cast the first stone."



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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:06 PM
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16. Try to play on things they claim to hate.
Like: "Osama agrees with you"
"The Taliban called; they want their ideas BACK!"

This is an old one, but a good one:
"GOD is LOVE.
YOU preach HATE.
DO THE MATH!"
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:11 PM
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19. Love your sig-line. Here's one I made
I redesigned the state flag.

Enjoy:



The story behind it is here: www.brainshrub.com/south-dakota-flag
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:45 PM
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24. Nice job with that flag, brainshrub. nm
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:10 PM
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17. Stop the .....
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 07:17 PM by Breeze54


"SAY NO TO HATE!!"









(edit out the 'ring' part!)





Image

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best I can do on short notice!
Good Luck and good for you!!
:thumbsup:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:15 PM
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20. "Will Banning Gay Marriage Lower The Price of Gas?" n/t
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:25 PM
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22. Keep it simple:
"You make Jesus puke"
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:01 PM
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26. How about "Real Americans don't SWEAT on the flag"
Because you know some of them will be wearing shirts made out of the flag.
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