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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:50 PM
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God: "I've lost faith in Blair"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1725799,00.h...

"All the signs are that the Almighty is unhappy about efforts to implicate Him in the attack on Iraq

"Terry Jones
Wednesday March 8, 2006
The Guardian

"A high-level leak has revealed that God is 'furious' at Tony Blair's attempts to implicate him in the bombing of Iraq. Sources close to the archangel Gabriel report him as describing the Almighty as 'hopping mad ... with sanctimonious yet unscrupulous politicians claiming He would condone their bestial activities when He has no way of going public Himself...

"Mr Blair went public about God on Michael Parkinson's TV show. 'If you have faith about these things,' he said, 'then you realise that judgment is made by other people. If you believe in God, it's made by God as well.' As is customary with Mr Blair's statements, it's rather hard to tease out what he is actually saying; but the gist is clearly that if God didn't actually tell him to bomb Iraq, then the Almighty would certainly agree it was the right thing to do. 'If Tony Blair thinks his friendship with George W Bush is worth rubbing out a couple of hundred thousand Iraqi men, women and children, then that's something he can talk over with me later,' said God. 'But when he starts publicly claiming that's the way I do the arithmetic too, it's time I put my foot down!' It is well known that God has a very big foot..."
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:31 PM
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1. Go Terry!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:41 PM
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2. Terry Jones is God.
Now that Graham Chapman 'as snuffed it.
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 04:04 PM
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3. Lost Python interview link
This was just found recently - it's a fragment from a lost interview that Python did back in 1975. It hasn't been shown in around 30 years...

http://tsoya.blogspot.com/2006/03/unearthed-monty-pytho...

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