The truly good news about Bush's plummeting polls...

[Imagine My Surprise]

...is that it has quashed further murmurs about putting his likeness onto Mt. Rushmore. Which, of course, would be tantamount to inserting Betty White into the Last Supper.

[Mythsaje]

1. Hey now...

the latter would at least be FUNNY.

[electropop]

2. More like inserting Stalin into the Last Supper.

Or a knife into the heart of America.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. jr will probably be the first one of them to end up in jail.

[mattclearing]

4. Why'd you have to bring Betty White into this?

What'd she ever do to you?

[Imagine My Surprise]

5. I adore Betty White!

[boobooday]

6. You're right. A gratuitous shot.

If ever there was one.

How about picking on Betty Crocker instead? Then the disciples could at least be enjoying some 15-minute au gratins . . .

[Imagine My Surprise]

7. Hey! Sue Ann Nivens could've done wonders to that event!

We can take the sticks out of our asses, at any point.

[boobooday]

11. Right.

I was joking.

And proudly stick-free, like one of Sue-Ann's cupcake pans.

[kenny blankenship]

8. She was hysterical in Lake Placid

Or so it seemed to me. A lot funnier than Judas, if direct comparisons must be drawn.

[Merlot]

9. Betty White has done more for animals

than gwb has for humans!

Howzabout putting Father Guido Sarduci into the last supper instead?

[TlalocW]

12. Sarduci can't even get into Vatican City

So I don't think he'll go up on a mountain anytime soon. (They actually kicked him out not too long ago when he went there to film a skit).

TlalocW

[geniph]

10. More like putting Alfred E. Newman into the Mona Lisa!