Ladies, a new use for Victory Gardens

[libnnc]

Okay. So lawmakers in certain states want to outlaw sex-toys? I propose "Vagina Victory Gardens". It doesn't take much space to grow cucumbers or zucchinis. I'm half-way serious here. Put your green thumbs to work.

I have to admit, veggies are a hell of a lot cheaper than latex toys. (No comment on how I know this)

Spring is here. How does your Vagina Victory Garden grow?

[Oceansaway]

1. LoL...n/t

[sarahlee]

45. Hope I did you proud

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/3/7/175222/7084

[sarahlee]

47. Durn!!!!!!!

Posted in the wrong place... was supposed to be a reply to the original post.

[yellowcanine]

2. I guess you mean the spineless cucumbers. Stay away from some of those

pickle types.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. But you definitely want the ribbed ones. n/t

[Dora]

3. "My Secret Victory Garden": coming soon to a yard near you. n/t

[Libby2]

5. Perfect !! lmao

[MuseRider]

6. LOL that is really funny!

Why not? We women have always found a way to take care of ourselves.

[Solly Mack]

7. LOL! Meet O.P. I.E. - my new friend

Organic Pleasure Instrument of Ecstasy

[libnnc]

8. Holy Moses!!

Be careful!!

[Solly Mack]

13. Oh, that's just my trophy friend

to encourage the other cucumbers to try harder

[phoebe]

22. good one, and "dresses to the left"..

radishes may also be "carved into a beautiful garnish" according to a seed catalog I've seen..or okra which is "slow to build up pod fiber"..(??)

[TNOE]

35. LOL

What a riot!

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. Damn you!

I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard!

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

12. tissue?

LOL Sorry

[flygal]

18. .......

:loveya:

[libnnc]

19. !

:thumbsup:

[Solly Mack]

20. lol

:7

[Gormy Cuss]

44. Painted Serpent is the brand name, for those of you taking notes.

;)

At least that's what it looks like to me -- those Armenian 'cukes' are something else/

[Cleita]

9. Don't forget the carrots and parsnips among phallic vegetables.

oem

[in_cog_ni_to]

10. rofl

:rofl: Wouldn't it be great to see Vagina Victory Garden signs popping up all over the US? The freepers..."Huh? Wha do dat mean?" Wha is a Vagina Victeery Gahden?":crazy: They would be in a perpetual state of confusion.:rofl:

[madokie]

14. You girls are nuts, embarassing me reading this.

:rofl:

[libnnc]

15. nope not nuts. just practical. n/t

[madokie]

16. too funny

[havocmom]

17. And people ask me why I insist gardening is a political act!

:thumbsup: for one more reason!

[sheelz]

21. Watch out for

those prickly pears!

[Nikki Stone 1]

23. This is funny as hell !

:kick:

[Habibi]

24. What a *fabulous* idea!

And we can help spread the word by having little "farmer's markets" at our local V-Day (Vaginia Monologues) readings! Contests for the biggest phallic veggies! Woo-hoo!:toast:

[sarahlee]

25. Love the idea

Do you have links to news stories re states wanting to pass these types of laws? I had completely missed this story.

[libnnc]

26. here it is. In TN

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=594228

I wish I was making it up.

[sarahlee]

28. Ok

What is it with these guys preoccupation with other people having sex.

I am going to do a diary on it at Kos and will post a link back here.

[AnneD]

29. We had a DA in a Texas town

Near Dallas that pressed charges after 2 impotent cops busted a lingerie party. In Texas, you can sell adult novelty toys but not sex aides. I mean jeez. We are talking a tupperware type party of married women trying to spice up their marriage.:eyes: I think it got thrown out after the entire state and country laughed about it.
I like the garden. Might I recommend Chinese eggplants. I also think the foliage from anise plants can add a wonderful sensory aspect to your for..er uh gardening.

[Jax]

27. What a great idea!!!

I have a wonderful garden and for cukes I highly recommend "DIVA" the skin is thin and smooth.....and edible.

[lies and propaganda]

30. no sex threads! hahahahahah

this post MADE my day!

[sendero]

31. LOL....

... I popped into this thread thinking it was about gardening, and I was going to chastise you for saying "ladies", men like to grow things too ya know :)

[Solly Mack]

33. LOL!

So, what do you like to grow? :)

[sendero]

37. Don't get me started :)

We (wife and I) have a place out in the sticks that we plan to live on someday. In the meantime, we go up there most every weekend.

We can't do vegetable gardening right now, because that requires at least every other day watering, cultivating, etc.

So we're doing what we can. Up to now we've planted 10 pecan trees, 12 blackberry bushes (they do very well in our soil), 3 blueberry bushes (just put in, I'm not sure the variety we got will do well in Texas :)), and a couple grape vines as more or less a test.

We have to use a 55 gallon drum and tractor to water this stuff. We keep refining the technique, I think I finally have a good procedure that doesn't take forever.

I love gardening. I love watching plants grow from nothing into something beautiful and/or edible. I'm a nature boy at heart. I grow other things, but this is NOT a sex thread :)

[Solly Mack]

41. I enjoy gardening - seriously :)

I grew up with pecans trees. If us kids wanted extra money we had to pick'em up, bag'em up and sell'em.

Every year we had a vegetable garden. Anything and everything was planted.

As a kid I would moan and groan about working the garden but now I enjoy it.

Before we moved a little over a year ago, I had a flower garden and a small vegetable garden. I miss them.


Good luck - and - May all your gardens grow and grow :)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

43. drip system... seriously!

then you can add a few more things that need water more often, but not weeding. like strawberries.

[sendero]

50. Oh I agree...

... we plan to use drip for most of our gardening.

Right now though, the blackberries/blueberries/grapes are 250' from the nearest water spigot.

Our long-term plan is to use a large water tank (around 500-750 gallons), fill it from our pond using a pump, with a drip system attached to that. Pond water will be much better for our plants than that nasty chlorinated tap stuff :)

[Just Me]

32. OMG. I. HAVE. NEVER. LAUGHED. SO. DAMN. HARD!!!!

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

OUCH!!! Belly ache!!!

[libnnc]

34. Ain't it a hoot?

And I'm almost serious about this! We ought to do this just to make a point.

[WCGreen]

36. And you won't need any salad dressing when through.....

I know.... I know....

But hey, I like....

Dipped Cucumbers......

[Just Me]

38. EW!!!

grossola x(

[WCGreen]

39. Well I do......

[noamnety]

40. you guys are disgusting

peppering our forum with smut like this, y'all ought to be ashamed.

[Solly Mack]

42. Those are some interesting peppers

They look hot.

[libnnc]

46. Remember this is not a sex thread...

We're making a political statement! :evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

48. I usta grow chili peppers

mainly Habaneros and Jalapenos

I like hot peppers

[laruemtt]

49. you oughtta see the cukes

down here in st. lucia - holy moly. i don't know if it's the rain forest effect but SHEESH! there is such a thing as too much of a good thing ;)

[sarahlee]

51. Posted in the wrong place.

libnnc, please see http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x595720#599264

[libnnc]

56. hey that's great!

Cool Beans!

er, I mean cukes...:evilgrin:

[ulysses]

52. hard times in the winter, though.

;-)

[Solly Mack]

53. Gourds

:)

[ulysses]

54. !

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

57. I was a girl scout

:)

[ulysses]

58. and it seems that I should have been.

:D

[killbotfactory]

55. LOL

You can take my sex toys... FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! (insert picture of Charlie Heston holding up a giant dildo)

[Sparkly]

59. I'm not so sure about this...