Caption the Dictators

[DoYouEverWonder]

Hey, hey, what's your name, got any of that good stuff from Afghanistan? I could really use a fix right now.

[BuyingThyme]

1. You getting tired of wearing civilian garb?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "You kill people? meh-heh-heh .... me too!!"

"Let's compare notes n swap stories, Pervy-Perv."

[Skeptor]

3. O no, General, not so fast. FIRST, you show me your

tummy-button grenade ring, THEN I show you my nucular Rolex.

[Behind the Aegis]

4. Why didn't I make the "top 20"?

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Musharraf to Bush -

Don't worry one more year in Iraq and I'm sure you'll be Number One with a bullet.

[Behind the Aegis]

8. Bush to Musharraf --

No worries, I have someone to blame. As for the bullet....have you SEEN are arsenal?!

[Bucky]

5. Aaouch! Hey!

Why'd ya have to squeeze my hand so hard when we were shakin'?

[BuyingThyme]

6. Keep your hand off the golden knob!

You tryin' to start a nuclear war?!

[dorkulon]

9. "Think I'm gettin' that carpal tunnel from stroking myself so much." n/t

[DemonFighterLives]

12. We are on the same page

dubby- I got a little catch right here from wankin my willie. heh heh

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

10. Didja tell Binny thanks for the election tape?

Heh heh heh, good man!

[sam sarrha]

11. Cheney twisted my arm so hard he broke my wrist, I'm Go'n to India..!!

[sickinohio]

13. I just keep wondering-

Are king george bu$hes teeth rotten? Seems like they look rotten to me in all of the pics I've seen. And pickles, she always has lipstick all over her teeth. I don't know what it is about their teeth, but eeeeewwwww!

[zeemike]

14. Did ya hear this one Mushie? A negro,a diperhead, and jew

Walked into a bar.....