Another fabulous year for George.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051222/pl_afp/usbushiraqterrorism_051222201244JANUARY
On the deadliest day in Iraq in nearly two years, 31 U.S. soldiers are killed when their helicopter goes down near the Jordanian border in a still-unexplained crash.
FEBRUARY
Congress grants Bush $81.9 billion for CURRENT-YEAR expenses in iraq. The amount will be funded by...oh, wait, we don't know how it's going to be funded. Sorry, grandkids!
MARCH
The President interrupts another Crawford vacation to fly back to Washington to "save" Terri Schiavo.
APRIL
Greenspan urges Congress to work toward reining in budget deficit, saying it is "unsustainable." Nobody seems interested.
MAY
In unanimous decision, court says Vice President Cheney was not obligated to disclose details of his task-force meetings that helped the administration draft energy policies.
JUNE
Italy issues arrest warrants for CIA Employees, thirteen people sought in connection to the 2003 kidnapping of Egyptian cleric, Chiara Nobili. He was allegedly seized in Milan and later sent to Egypt, where his family said he was interrogated and tortured.
JULY
In a flurry of activity before it adjourns for August recess, an obedient Senate passes, 65–31, bill that protects gun manufacturers from lawsuits. Also votes unanimously to make permanent most provisions of the USA PATRIOT Act and approves, 74–26, energy measure that President Bush has been pursuing for five years.
AUGUST
George got a new guitar, shares a birthday cake with John McCain and laments that he didn't get the rose, and spends a lush night or two on the San Diego shoreline. Oh yeah, on his way back home he flew over some flood or something.
SEPTEMBER
The Queen Mother explains with a chuckle that the hurricane has "worked out very well for people" since they were destitute to begin with.
OCTOBER
General Motors cuts $1 BILLION in annual health benefits for workers and retirees.
NOVEMBER
Dozens killed as late tornadoes sweep Indiana and Kentucky.
DECEMBER
President Bush confirms that he did initiate a policy of illegal spying and has no plans to rescind it.