Shut Up George

[burythehatchet]

Just shut up you moron

Go home

Crawl into your bottle of Jim Beam and make you never get out

Clear brush, play with your chain saw and do it recklessly

Suckle on your mama's decrepit boobs

Enjoy the fact that you can never show your fuckin ugly face ANYWHERE

Just fuckin go home

Get the hell out of my life

DON'T EVER COME BACK AND POISON OUR LIVES

:mad:

[mtnsnake]

1. Very good!

I like that!

[MsMagnificent]

2. Frank would be proud :)

[seemslikeadream]

3. HOW MANY MORE GEORGIE, HOW MANY MORE?

Masters Of War

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks.

You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly.

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain.

You fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion'
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud.

You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins.

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do.

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul.

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.

-- Bob Dylan

[burythehatchet]

4. Oh man, that's perfect

The poet has spoken the truth

[Surya Gayatri]

9. Nobody, but nobody says it better than Bob, the Great! n/t

[bluerum]

18. Amen. What year did he write/record that? eom

[seemslikeadream]

21. '63 I think

from the liner notes

"Masters of War" startles Dylan himself. "I've never really written anything like that before," he recalls. "I don't sing songs which hope people will die, but I couldn't help it in this one. The song is a sort of striking out, a reaction to the last straw, a feeling of what can you do?" The rage (which is as much anguish as it is anger) is a away of catharsis, a way of getting temporary relief from the heavy feeling of impotence that affects many who cannot understand a civilization which juggles it's own means for oblivion and calls that performance an act toward peace.

[CatWoman]

5. LOL

I've GOT to nominate this sucka!!! :D

[burythehatchet]

11. We're really gonna need a lot of beer

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. !

:applause: You know that he wants to do exactly that. He's now richer than he could have ever imagined. So now just get out of our lives!

[Surya Gayatri]

7. Ewwwwwwwwh! Big Baby Georgie

nursing once again at the shriveled maternal breast--an image to boggle the mind & turn the stomach!

SG:wow: :puke:

[Sugar Smack]

8. Have another pretzel.

Keep reading "Pat The Bunny".

Take another bike ride.

Stroke bald men's heads for luck.

And shut up, George.

[bluerum]

24. You forgot "slip the arab sheik dude the tongue." eom

[doni_georgia]

10. Let's all get "SHUT UP GEORGE" T-shirts

Would probably be a HUGE seller. I know I would buy one.

[Carni]

13. That's a great slogan actually

It sums up exactly how I feel--he just blathers on endlessly about nothing and everything he says is contrary to what he does.

I feel like a bug stuck in a jar of formaldehyde.

[doni_georgia]

16. Maybe DU could get some printed and sell them as a fundraiser?

You know it's funny but even my 7 year old yells at the TV when Dumbya is on for him to shut up. Then there's my 11 year old who aptly pointed out - "Mom, he doesn't even make sense." Out of the mouths of babes.

[Carni]

23. My ten year old earlier said the same!

I had *it* on television earlier and she said the same thing

[Carni]

12. Did you have to mention Bab's boobs?

Good God man there should be a law against that!

ICKKKK! :(

[burythehatchet]

17. Dried up bags that expel stale coffee-mate

:puke:

[StaggerLee]

19. Bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the laugh.

:thumbsup:

[bluerum]

20. Powdered dairy products on tap. eom

[Carni]

22. OH MAN!

Gag! wretch! gag! wretch!

(clawing eyes out)

[Beelzebud]

14. We should have a parade for Bush! Let's have it in Dallas!

He can even ride in a shiney new convertible limo!!!

[Rocknrule]

25. I wouldn't say that if I were you

As much as I hate Bush, it is illegal to joke about killing presidents, and plus, if anything happened to Junior, we'd get Cheney!

[SeattleGirl]

15. Amen!

George, you've sucked the country dry.

You've sent many young men and women to die for your pre-emptive war.

You've near bankrupted us.

You've created a hornet's nest of terrorists in the Mideast that did not exist before.

You've turned a once-proud country into one of the most hated nations on earth.

You've divided us in a way not seen since the Civil War.

You've done quite enough, George. Go home. Leave us alone now, so we can start healing.