What the hell is it with Scotty McAsshat and his d's, t's

[Obamarama]

He says "impor-Dant" for important and "shoulT'nt" for shouldn't, "woult'nt" for wouldn't, "can'd" for can't.

[DS1]

1. He's banned from saying the word "didn't"

Otherwise all of his answers would be

The President didn't...

[Obamarama]

3. LOL...DING DING DING...we have a winner!

So true!

[FSogol]

2. He's memorized so many lies, he is forgetting how to speak properly

or maybe his conscience is trying to intervene?

[Obamarama]

5. Or maybe he's dreaming about prospect of competitive masturbation

(little inside joke between FSogol and KzooDem)

[FSogol]

8. LOL

The joke's from this embarrassing thread http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4785909

[LiberalEsto]

10. Since * can't speak English

maybe it's rubbing off on Puffy.

[katty]

4. chews his letters, isn't scott about 16 yrs old?

[Coexist]

6. and his voice is breaking like a 13 year old boys.

stress much???

[Blue Belle]

7. The whole Cabinet is starting to get cursed with "Bush Speak"...

Look for him to start bungling words like "exaggerations" and "nuclear" real soon...

[Jara sang]

9. I didn't know his dad wrote- Blood, Money & Power: How L.B.J. Killed J.F.K

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_mclellan

[Skittles]

11. I hear that all the time here in Texas

it sounds ignorant

[Flubadubya]

12. He's been hanging out with that repor-der, Bob Woodward too much...??

:shrug::evilgrin:

[Blue_In_AK]

13. It's the way a child talks, imo n/t

[ChrisCat]

14. Laura does the same thing...

makes my hair stand on end!

[giant_robot]

15. This reminds me of the Caliphs

When one of the Caliph's aides had the temerity to correct his grammar, this usually resulted in summary execution of the aide. The surviving aides, in the spirit of self-preservation, decided that changing the rules of grammar of the arabic language to fit the Caliph's speech was a handy way to ensure that his speeches were grammatically correct, while at the same time saving their skins. If you've ever had to learn the rules of grammar that apply to numbers in the arabic language, then you're painfully aware that it affects the language to this day.

I'm sure Snotty's life isn't in danger, but I'll bet that sweaty little chump will do anything to please his masters.