Your benefits vs. alQaeda

[underpants]

Okay so the pay sucks and you have to work with a-holes and of course their is that eternal damnation element but hell look at the time off!!!

:eyes:



http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/02/16/jihad.study/

Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans -- seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors -- and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year.

One document states that al Qaeda operatives must request vacation 10 weeks in advance, and another document outlines the pay scale for members: about $108 a month for married members, less if they're single and more if they have more than one wife.

Oh and 15 days of sick leave a year

[neoblues]

1. A job where you get to "blow up" the competition...

Is that a plus in the job satisfaction column? I suppose also that if your boss pisses you off, you can just report him to the CIA and he'll either be killed or taken on a "vacation" to AbuGhraib or Guantanamo... heh,heh, unless, of course, your boss is Ben Laden... No U.S. forces are allowed to harass Osama, by secret order of the Catastrophe in Chief (if we caught Osama, he might admit that Al-Qaeda had nothing to do with 9/11 except for taking millions from Bush for agreeing to take the blame/pretend involvment--which conveniently also gave them a massive image/standing boost in the Muslim and/or Terrorist world).

[BlueManDude]

2. don't forget that 15% employee discount at Bombs-R-Us n/t

[underpants]

3. The No return policy is a mother though

Drat that :grr:

[meegbear]

4. So if you go on vacation and blow something up ...

can you write the trip off as a business expense? :shrug:

[zbdent]

5. Yeah, but the retirement plan sucks

I mean, a clock, five pounds of plastique, and a one-way ticket on an airliner . . .

(okay, sorry, I couldn't resist . . .) :evilgrin: