Breaking: Bush Awards Cheney Marksmanship Medal & Purple Heart

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

AP: DALLAS February 15, 19:52 In the Bush tradition of rewarding incompetence and gross misconduct, The President awarded the medals to his Vice President during a ceremony in the Rose Garden. Cheney was visibly touched by the President's gesture and invited him to a paintball competition at his Wyoming complex. The President is said to have declined the offer.

In other news, Karl Rove released transcripts of conversations between Dallas attorney Harry Whittington and Saddam Hussein in which Whittington was purchasing twelve year old virgin Iraqi girls to work in his many Satanic strip clubs.

[babylonsister]

1. Link?

:rofl: :rofl:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. Sorry: here.

http://www.leftandrightfight.com/AbramoffFundsDisposal.htm

[chelsea0011]

3. Heckaofa job, Dickie

[Swamp Rat]

4. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Dickhead bags a medal too!

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. That was a great Image Swampie... It disappeared as soon as

I started to reply.

[enid602]

5. Cheney

Well, Cheney did do a 'heckuva job' on poor old Whittington.

[TahitiNut]

6. Will the International Olympic Committee have it as a demonstration sport?

The 2008 Olympics could have a GOP Lawyer Shoot. We should have enough to make it sporting, I'd think. Cheney could compete in the Senior Division.

[NanceGreggs]

7. O.M.G.!

This is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: