Cheney's Top 10 reasons for shooting Whittington.

[Dr.Phool]

I just got this e-mail from a friend.


This comes from Bob Geiger's blog.

10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...

1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it

[DesertRat]

1. LOL! n/t

:kick:

[Oceansaway]

2. Touche !!..n/t

[zanne]

3. I don't think Letterman could do better! nt

[KurtNYC]

4. Mine:

And now...

The Bush Adminstration's Top Ten Reasons Why Dick Cheney Shot his Friend

#10 The friend found Cheney's bestest secret hiding place and threatened to tell

#9 "...(shot a man in Texas) just to watch him die..."

#8 Faulty intelligence

#7 To prove just how much he is against gun control!

#6 To keep him from acquiring WMD

#5 Peer pressure

#4 Clinton

#3 He used to avoid shooting his friends but 911 changed everything

#2 Karl Rove thought is would distract the press from domestic spying, Iraq, the price of oil, Valerie Plame, Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff, Katrina, sagging poll numbers, impeachment, etc. etc.

#1 "Because you can't distinguish between" ...Harry Whittington... "and Osama bin Laden in the War on Terror"

[Buck Rabbit]

5. Thanks for the chuckle!

[dusmcj]

6. All the black ops squads were busy. nt

[MrBenchley]

7. LOL!

I especially loved number 3....