The NRA's Hunter's Code of Ethics

[Dees]

I will consider myself an invited guest of the landowner, seeking his permission, and so conducting myself that I may be welcome in the future.

I will obey the rules of safe gun handling and will courteously but firmly insist that others who hunt with me do the same.

I will obey all game laws and regulations, and will insist that my companions do likewise.

I will do my best to acquire those marksmanship and hunting skills, which insure clean, sportsmanlike kills.

I will support conservation efforts, which can assure good hunting for the future generations of Americans.

I will pass along to younger hunters the attitudes and skills essential to a true outdoor sportsman.

[gristy]

1. I see two extra commas. Maybe three.

Do I get a star?

[Dees]

2. Sure. Copied directly from site. I'm blaming Wayne LaPierre

[Ksec]

3. Cheney probably had Gonzo distort the rules of hunting

Gonzales said its fine to torture the birds as long as you shoot yer bud ...