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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:44 PM
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Bush to deliver speech in series of Haikus...
"Republicans lost,
now I have to change my plan,
strategy has failed.

My dad tried to help,
Baker tried to make me change,
neo-cons said stay.

Iran is evil,
and Syria is bad too,
no talking to them.

Victory not loss,
we must fight them over there,
al-Qaeda Iraq.

Surge like a strong man,
no pull out until job done,
not Defeatocrat.

Twenty thousand plus!
National guard more, more years.
Surge and not retreat!

I am a strong man,
I am a war President,
I will win Iraq!

You will follow me,
you will never question me,
a war President.

One billion dollars,
for Iraqi jobs program,
Iraq be employed.

Total surge to cost,
seven billion dollars, now.
Maybe more later.

Goodnight and may God bless America"

"MMMAAAA! Goddamnit George I thought I told you to be poetic?"

"But Dick I'm sorry!"

"No brownies for you! MAAAAAAA!"

"Aw, but you did a heckuva job makin' them!"

"Don't make me go quail hunting on your ass! MAAAAAA!"

"Sorry Dick."

"MAAAAA!"
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   Good work! nt  jobycom   Jan-10-07 01:48 PM   #1 
   "MAAAA!"  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 01:49 PM   #2 
   There once was a man from Nantucket...  Norquist Nemesis   Jan-10-07 01:49 PM   #3 
   September the eleventh  The_Casual_Observer   Jan-10-07 01:50 PM   #4 
   This should win you a DUzy award!  helderheid   Jan-10-07 01:50 PM   #5 
   Oh, thanks...  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 02:40 PM   #7 
   great work!  npincus   Jan-10-07 02:15 PM   #6 
   Thanks...  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 02:40 PM   #8 
   Will he be bobbing his head and panning the room as he says this?  aint_no_life_nowhere   Jan-10-07 03:00 PM   #9 
   My money is that he looks like a deer caught in headlights again...  fooj   Jan-10-07 03:49 PM   #10 
      Or a quail caught in Cheney's sights...  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 03:54 PM   #11 
   Hey, Fuckwad! Guess what?  otherlander   Jan-10-07 03:54 PM   #12 
   HEHE!  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 04:05 PM   #14 
   those are in depth paragraphs to him n/t  LSK   Jan-10-07 03:57 PM   #13 
   Where is the word nukular?  caligirl   Jan-10-07 05:46 PM   #15 
      Nuclear weapon,  originalpckelly   Jan-10-07 06:53 PM   #16 
 
jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:48 PM
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1. Good work! nt
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:49 PM
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2. "MAAAA!"
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 01:50 PM by originalpckelly
"MAAAA!"

(That's Dick Cheney for thank you.)
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Norquist Nemesis (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:49 PM
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3. There once was a man from Nantucket...
Limerick = Bush Haiku
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:50 PM
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4. September the eleventh
Two thousand and one.
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helderheid (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 01:50 PM
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5. This should win you a DUzy award!
:yourock:
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 02:40 PM
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7. Oh, thanks...
Dick says "MAAAAA!"
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npincus (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 02:15 PM
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6. great work!
:)
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 02:40 PM
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8. Thanks...
:hi:
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 03:00 PM
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9. Will he be bobbing his head and panning the room as he says this?
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 03:35 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
I love it when ChimpShit hunches his back, bobs his head, and pans the room 180 degrees while spouting his unique brand of wisdom. It's hilarious.
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fooj (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 03:49 PM
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10. My money is that he looks like a deer caught in headlights again...
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 03:54 PM
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11. Or a quail caught in Cheney's sights...
or is that lawyer?
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otherlander (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 03:54 PM
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12. Hey, Fuckwad! Guess what?
blowing things up is stupid
and that's why you'll loose

go ahead and say
whatever the fuck you want.
no one's listening.
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 04:05 PM
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14. HEHE!
:rofl:

and

:cry:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 03:57 PM
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13. those are in depth paragraphs to him n/t
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caligirl (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 05:46 PM
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15. Where is the word nukular?
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-10-07 06:53 PM
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16. Nuclear weapon,
a bright flash of light over,
Iraq and Iran.
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