what if . . .

[ChairmanAgnostic]

the stench throughout New York and New jersey is a brand new Microsopht Vista campaign. They want you to connect stink with Apple.
(not that far fetched - MS had to pay several tens of thousands to clean Chicago's sidewalks after their spray paint campaign)
Perhaps McConnell is a realist, not a CHeneyite intel agent bent on global domination by way of Iran.
(not that far-fetched. Given the chance to shoot someone in the face, he reportedly grabbed another beer instead)
Perhaps Bush will state that a step down of troops will start immediately.
(not that far-fetched. there are those voices in his head, aren't there? no one can be 100% wrong 100% of the time, no matter how hard they try)