Fling a curse at the White House's worst . . . please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "And we're not winning fast enough, is what it is, like the conditions are such we would be losing not at all except for anti-democratic forces that don't apply due to their lack of freedoms, if they impede us from our victory, we'll see a surge, so if we lose, we can't hear of it, but we'll surge right back at them so we'll be winning, for sure, with stabization, and you can surely tell a surge with more troops. Understand?"

[jgraz]

1. Next I plan to chop off the hands of theives -- like this, heh heh heh

[patrice]

2. "Surge? . . . because *I* Decided!!!! to."

"Surge so we can blame defeat on the Democrats."

Surge because Dick says so.

Surge for Condi.

[Kikosexy2]

15. With this ...

hand,see, I hold it there and I feel it surge and then Jeff baby comes and plants his sweet lips on my surge, see...

[patrice]

16. Yikes! I was really thinking more in terms of auto-eroticism, a.k.a.

jerking off, because that's what this whole pResidency has been about.

[rock]

3. Now let's assume this is my left foot. Where do I stick it?

[iamjoy]

4. Same As It Ever Was

Same as it ever was...

(Talking Heads fans and children of the 80's should get this)

[Richard Steele]

6. There is water at the bottom of the ocean. nm

[peekaloo]

8. letting the days go by......lol

:D

that whole verse about water at the bottom of the ocean kinda seems like something El Idiot-o would say.

No smear on D. Byrne but it makes me larf.

[datadiva]

5. Blather, Blather, Blather

Blah, Blah, Blah, Understand?

[valerief]

7. "Cuttin' off an arm higher 'n here would be torture. Anythin' less, it

ain't torture. Cuz, you see, from here on, it grows back. I learneded that in my summer readin.'"

[patrice]

12. Right! All you have to do is Believe!!! And if it DOESN'T grow back

it's because YOU don't Believe in __________________.*

*And by virture of ________________, we DECIDE the definition of ________________.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

9. Is it just me, or does he look a little like Jeb there?

Maybe they do have the same dad after all...

[Cyrano]

10. "So I learned to shake with my left hand. Ya all can see what my right hand's doin'."

[patrice]

13. Owwww!!! My eyes!

That's worse than the "moose-knuckle".

[Marrak]

11. That there hole I been a diggin in Irak...

some day's gonna be so deep it’ll hit water. But the shovel you gave me ain't up ta the task. Too damn slow! So give me a bigger shovel! That way we ken hit water faster! As the hole fills, I got me a new Naval avaitor ta float the boats and bomb the turds (no not kurds). Then the floods'll suck in Iran. And from personal experience, I know, sh’ite floats! It'll be like Dead-eye Dick shooting lawyers in Texas!

[patrice]

14. Okay, as long as we get to ask any question we want to ask about

the delivery rate of Contract Deliverable Up-Armoured Hummers and Body Armour since 2001.

[Felix Mala]

17. "I admit, up to now, we've been winning backwards - I've decided we're going to win forwards

from here on in... That's a winning strategy."