Attack of the Easter Bunnies.

[Cyrano]

It's come to our attention that Bill O'Reilly has bought thousands of bunnies and has paid to have their teeth removed and replaced by fangs.

O'Reilly is obviously preparing his "War on Easter" campaign to discredit "Liberal, San Francisco type, latte drinking, wine sipping commie Dems."

George W. Bush has already placed an order for hundreds of these bunnies to attack innocent kids who have been invited to this year's White House Easter egg hunt.

Their goal is to fang as many children as possible and then blame Democrats for an assault on an American tradition. (All the bunnies will have tattoos under their tails that read "Hillary-Obama.")

Is there no way to stop these fiends from carrying out their demonic plot?