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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:11 AM
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Yeeeee haaaah! They's havin' a hangin' t'day ma! C'n me 'n Clyde go?
We ain't bin to a good hangin' in a good long dam time ma, c'mon, let us go to the hangin' n' take a picnic basket with some o' that good fried chicken and lemonade just like the good ol' days!

We c'n take the little n's too! They's hangin' Saddam bin Laden t'day ma, he's the turrist whom what attacked us on nine one one, that'll teach im' ta mess with Amurka huh ma?

They ain't a gonna show it on the t.v. machine ma, I wanna go see it live, please? Purdy please ma, c'n we go see the hangin' t'day?

What a country.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:13 AM
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1. Someone will have it posted on Youtube within 24 hrs.
n/t
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:16 AM
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2. Hail, no! Y'all got work to do
We gotta feed the chickens, slop the hogs, plant the land mines in the back forty.

Git 'er done!

But, which country? U.S.? Iraq? Is there even a country where Iraq used to be?
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:18 AM
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3. All work n' no hangin' makes Clyde a dull boy.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:20 AM
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4. Interesting you're trying to imitate a Southern accent.
Seems to me I remember much fuss and excitement about trials and torture in a Northern town called Salem.

Barbarian spectator-ship is not limited to one region of the country.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:21 AM
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5. I'm from Missourah
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:22 AM
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6. This ain't a slam on southerners, so relax.
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:24 AM
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12. Not to mention that this whole spectacle...
.... has been orchestrated by a bunch of rich, spoiled, Ivy League fratboys.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 09:14 AM
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22. I'm from Texas and I think it's hilarious!
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:09 AM
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25. Blessings! The wicked shall this day be punished. Permit myself and Clyde to Witness this Event?

Yea, verily, I say, too long it hath been, Father, since the parish last seen a servant of the Devil get his comeupence. Prithee, Sir, let us Witness this deed of our Good Lord whilst we sup.

And let us bring forth the little ones from thy house. The heathen moor who didst aforetimes bring upon us the yoke of terror goes to his Just Reward and Final Rest in the fiery pits! This shall surely server as a warning to like minded infidels that Providence on this earth shall prevail.

In all humbleness we ask this of thee, Father, as dutiful Sons.

Amen.


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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:32 AM
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27. True, but there's two-and-a-half centuries of difference. n/t
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:21 PM
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28. Sounds (reads?) more like a "wild west" accent to me.
Southerners slur their vowels. Old westerners drop them. The midwest over-emphasizes them, Philadelphia replaces them all with "eh" and "uh."
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:30 PM
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29. Good ear for dialects!
That's me and Clyde to a tee! But seriously, I'm from Missouri, like Festus on Gunsmoke. That was in Dodge City, KS, but then he was a Hagen.

Either way, we's having a neck tie party for that so dam insane saddam hussein
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:43 PM
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30. I've done some acting and stage directing.
You need a good ear for dialects to make things sound real.

So, youse guys gonna get togedduh for a hangin' party or not?
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:22 AM
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7. Dont' forget to take your knitting with you.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:23 AM
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8. the cspan callers today sounded VERY much like this.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:23 AM
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9. Great analogy n/t
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brokensymmetry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:24 AM
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10. Perhaps we should have music...say...
I'm proud to be a murakin.

You're right, Philosoraptor. We've built
up a pig sty of disgrace, and now we're
wallowing in it. We don't even have the
good grace to be ashamed.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:25 AM
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13. Deuling banjos? God bless America? Hail to the chief?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:24 AM
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11. Hot Damn, load up the corn squeezin's an bring yer fiddle & bow
an put on yer Sunday go ta meetin' best, cuzz weeez's a-goin' to a danged whing ding, fit'n furr a king...

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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:29 AM
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19. 'Get out the fiddle, rosin up the bow there's gonna be a hanging, oh
my what a show. Grab your baby, dance 'til three down at the Hangin' Jubilee.'

My apologies to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
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illinoisprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:33 AM
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14. I caught a segment on Washington Journal
this morning where the question was if Saddam should be hung and should it be televised.
The couch potato generals were all scratching thier balls and beating thier chests while cheering it on.
Alot of people said no but, the couchers were all bluster. They are the types who would puke if they actually saw a real hanging. The first to run away and shake at the sign of trouble but, yeah, they cheer for someone elses death and sending someone else to fight for them.
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earthlover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:57 AM
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15. i associate hangins with the Wild West, not South
...so how 'bout some Western imagery, as long as we are wanting to pick on a section of the country!!!!

I mean, we have a cowboy president who is afraid of horses and all....

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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 09:58 AM
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24. Try reading the OP with Festus' ("Gunsmoke") voice in mind. ;)
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:58 AM
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16. And we're supposed to be 'civilized'. Bushco has 'hailed' the comng hanging.
Fuck us.
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:02 AM
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17. Your attempt at Country slang needs alot of work, I mean alot!
:eyes:
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BushOut06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:05 AM
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18. I think you just wrote Alan Jackson's next big hit song
Or Darrell Worley, hard to say which will be the first.
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:35 AM
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20. This should move 'hangin' into the NEW #1 good ol' wannabe.........
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 08:35 AM by Double T
redneck cowboy spectator sport. Heehaw!!!!!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 09:11 AM
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21. LOL! Great stuff! That's the way they are
they never want anything to change.

K&R
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 09:16 AM
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23. Hanging
Fits in with the "bring it on" "wanted dead or alive" mentality of this administration. Sick.
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:29 AM
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26. You need to throw more Planet of the Apes in there.
Lotsa lefties got country twangs, y'know.

Ah mahself was born in Texas.
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