Top Ten things you know George W. Bush was thinking today at Rumsfeld's goodbye.

[originalpckelly]

10. "Let see if those guys can keep a straight face if I let one rip."
9. "Those guys in red look revolutionized."
8. "That one guy has a fuzzy hat."
7. "Wow! That announcer guy has a deep voice. I wonder if I could get him to do a voice over for my State of the Union."
6. "Sounds like the 4th of July with those guns and everything."
5. "Gotta stand up straight and looks officiative."
4. "Those drums sure lasted a long time, that energizer bunny wasn't lying."
3. "Lynn and Joyce had male escorts, eh he he he."
2. "Man, I'm sexy."
1. "If he's only been here 6 years, why do they call it tenure?"

[Kikosexy2]

1. Sure feels...

good to get rid of this old piece of shit, who f#$ked it all up for my legacy...Dick, you're next...

[originalpckelly]

2. "I'm glad legacy only matters when you're tryin' to get in." (nt)

[originalpckelly]

3. GWB always sounds like a little kid giving a speech in front of the class.

Doesn't he?

[rebel with a cause]

4. "Gee, Rummy's hands are soft:"

[KG]

5. the chimp hasn't had 10 thought in his entire life.

his only thought today was about lunch.

[Ilsa]

6. And if he could squeeze in an extra 15 minutes to his afternoon nap. nt