Trim the tree, drink the egg-nog, sing the hymns, but first . . . CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. just finished saying: " . . . and if Jesus didn't want us in Iraq, he wouldn't have put right before us in the first place, and above all that oil. . . . Next question."

[Virginia Dare]

1. Yes, the little brown one, heh heh....n/t

[RobofSWVA]

2. you there!

macaca!

[Virginia Dare]

4. LOL!

welcome to DU!!

[intaglio]

3. Bush consults over new plan for Iraq n/t

[shaniqua6392]

5. "Don't you call me a the devil, young man!"

"What is your name and where do you live?" Off to Guantanamo with you sonny boy.

[QuestionAll...]

6. "Let me finish... lemme finish... now sit down little Helen, let me finish!" nt

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. No, I haven't seen the cartoon "li'l Bush" n/t

[jgraz]

8. President Bush demonstrates the position he'll freeze in during the next terrorist attack

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. And here is the new President's hall at Disney Land

we could not make it more realistic if we tried.

We discovered the President was indeed an animatronic doll remote controlled by Cheney, who donated the full set

The Disney Imageeniering team

[Individualist]

10. "I didn't ask if you want your daddy home,

I asked how your daddy is."

[jgraz]

12. very nice

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. "Kids, stop readin'. You can become President!"

[partylessinOhio]

13. Pickles has "helmet hair."

[Pyrzqxgl]

14. Bush consults with experts on his intellectual level,

but decides they're too smart for him.

[KansDem]

15. "Hey, hey you! Yeah, you in the back row. Prove to me you're not working with my enemies!" (eom)

[BuyingThyme]

16. No more goat jokes, punk!

[NMDemDist2]

17. we probably should be reading "The Night Before Christmas" but I wanna read

my favorite book instead..... "The Pet Goat" Cuz I know it by heart....It's burned in my memory.... I don't know why... hehehe

!!!

[skip fox]

18. "I bet I kno0w the question you're going to ask! It's exactly what I would ask if I was you.

You want to know what happened to the little pet goat, don't you? . . . Well, as soon as I got on Air Force One that day, I had someone get on the Amazon and order me a copy. It took five whole days! I remember it cause the first one was September 11. Want to kbnow how I remembered that? Well . . . (blah, blah, blah)."