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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:23 PM
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Assholes check in here.
Wow, DU is crawling with it today.

I think I'm being a bit of an ass today myself. Sorry, having an unhappy day.

I would like to apologize. I'm sorry my fellow DUers. I'll try to do better.

There. Now it's your turn. Unburden yourselves if you've been bad and feel the need.

Hugs, ya'll.
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rpgamerd00d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:24 PM
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1. Hey, what is this thread about ? (looks around)
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 02:24 PM by rpgamerd00d
:D
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:24 PM
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2. Here
:hi:
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:26 PM
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3. This may actually set a record for most responses ever...
to a DU thread :hide:
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bigendian Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:26 PM
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4. Wait a minute.
Let me check. Yep. Got one.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:27 PM
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6. Thanks for the grin.
:)
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:27 PM
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5. Asshole TSS checking in
Do I have to take a number?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:30 PM
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7. No, you got here early. Just head through the door marked 'wet noodle room'.
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jschurchin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:30 PM
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8. You know..............
I don't think a day goes by that I don't have a asshole moment. Todays no different just ask Greyl, MervinFerd or Vincent_Vega_Lives. I think they would all agree, "yep, he's an asshole".
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:30 PM
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9. I've been good surprisingly today. But there are some people on this board
that I really frigging hate...
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:41 PM
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16. Hey, how'd you get in here? Back into the shark pool with you....
Come back after you've taken a chunk outta somebody.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:37 PM
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10. But sometimes you click on something and it's just so
outrageous, you can't help it. And you don't feel bad about it aftwards, either.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:38 PM
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11. Yo
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nebenaube Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:38 PM
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12. guilty... n/t
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:39 PM
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13. Proud Asshole Here
n/t
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:40 PM
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14. Hello,
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 02:43 PM by wryter2000
My name is wryter2000, and I'm an asshole. :hide:

In fact, I'm such an asshole, I nominated this thread. (Embrace your inner asshole and nominate it. You'll feel glad you did.)
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #14
20. That's it, own it.
;) I'm so proud.
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bigendian Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:44 PM
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21. Hi, wryter 2000!
I will always be an asshole too.
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Nordmadr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:48 PM
Response to Reply #14
23. Done. Now stop bothering me, I told everyone, I've got
kittens to go kick. :)

Olafr
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:41 PM
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15. Reporting for duty, Sir!
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:41 PM
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17. Fundraising idea for DU
The admins should make up a pucker icon, and we can nominate DUers to be assholes for $5 each. Kind of a reverse valentine. :evilgrin:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:42 PM
Response to Reply #17
109. ROFL I just alerted this!
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 06:43 PM by AZDemDist6
telling Skinner if he doesn't jump all over this idea he's nutz


:rofl:

edit to add, does that mean I have to check into the asshole thread now too?? :hide:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 12:27 PM
Response to Reply #109
131. Too late. You're already here.
The fundraiser would be good for April Fool's.
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Nordmadr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:41 PM
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18. Cranky one here...
My wife tells me often ..."that wasn't very nice".

I reply, "Honey, I keep telling you, I'm not a nice man"...and then I kick my kitten to prove it. (ok, the kitten part is made up) :)

Olafr

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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:42 PM
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19. Well I just got to DU, but the day is still early for me.
Maybe I will have to check in later.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:46 PM
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22. You disturbed me to read this piece of shit?
I'm a serious, self-proclaimed world class asshole. This drivel is not worthy of my input.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #22
25. Go on back out there and get your fix....
We'll be here to kiss your booboos when you return.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:50 PM
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24. Gunner's Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole!
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 02:54 PM by krispos42
Reporting for duty, Lord Dark Helmet!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #24
40. ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 03:25 PM by deepthought42
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:28 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. "I said 'ACROSS her nose', not up it!"
God, I loved that movie...
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:32 PM
Response to Reply #42
46. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...
:rofl:

I didn't get that joke as a kid...lmao...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:23 PM
Response to Reply #46
77. "Now let's see how well you handle it..."
I loved the scene on Jupiter 2...

"Found anything yet?"

"No, sir."

"How about you guys?"

"Not a thing, sir."

"And you two?"

"We ain't found shit!"
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:28 PM
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41. How many assholes do we have on this ship anyway??
Did you see there's an animated series coming out next year?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870980/
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #41
80. "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money"?
Hopefully it's an adult 'toon on Comedy Central or Cartoon Network...
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:36 PM
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85. Looks like it will be on G4
(snip)

Production on "Spaceballs: The Animated Series" began in early 2005 with the participation of Brooksfilms Limited, MGM and Berliner Film Compane GmbH. Brooks and "Spaceballs" co-writer Thomas Meehan co-wrote the pilot and Meehan will either writer of oversee the writing on all 13 episodes which will premiere on G4 in the fall of 2007.

(snip)

"Spaceballs," a parody of the "Star Wars" films (among other sci-fi targets), opened in 1987 and starred Bill Pullman, Rick Moranis and Daphne Zuniga. Brooks has periodically discussed the possibility of a live-action sequel.

http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-spaceballsseriesg4,0,...
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Jawja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:55 PM
Original message
A lot of assholes are out in
traffic today (me being the biggest, of course).

People of &*^%&%$^% crazy out there. Lots of short fuses for this holiday season.
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arewenotdemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:48 PM
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54. not to mention that solar flare the other day
those things ignite the inner asshole
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:55 PM
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26. Hey, I'm just cracking up at the
number of views. :rofl:
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:57 PM
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27. Someone sent me this URL and said I should say "hello".
Hello.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:58 PM
Response to Reply #27
29. LOL!
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masshole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:58 PM
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28. here
getting mine kicked today, does that count?
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:58 PM
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30. checking in. puce coloured and puckered. nt
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:09 PM
Response to Reply #30
35. What, you got a mirror???
Or, are you just extry bendy?
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:13 PM
Response to Reply #35
37. ohhh.... *blush*
wasn't a mirror on the equipment list?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:30 PM
Response to Reply #37
45. Yeah, but, you know, it's kinda heavy so I didn't pack mine. But since you have yours...
you can be in charge of inspections!
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:35 PM
Response to Reply #45
47. good grief, what an asshole...
:rofl:
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:42 PM
Response to Reply #47
50. Somehow, I don't think you're a trained proctologist.
Your asshole-side manner needs work.
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Kelly Rupert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 02:59 PM
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31. Checkin' in! nt
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:01 PM
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32. 'sup?
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geek tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:02 PM
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33. Arrogant asshole here. eom
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:09 PM
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34. "Everybody's an asshole to somebody" . . . A Wise Person I Once Knew . . . n/t
.
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #34
38. "Assholes are like Opinions, evryone has one and everyone else's Stinks!!!
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:58 PM
Response to Reply #34
59. Well, I TRY to be an asshole, but I was 'reared' to have manners. I think I overcome them. nt
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ShrewdLiberal Donating Member (144 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:11 PM
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36. I'm a Howard Stern fan. That's a presupposition for being an asshole
:hi:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:20 PM
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39. Checking in
Whatcha want there, cupcake?

TlalocW
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:29 PM
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43. define asshole please n/t
:P
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:38 PM
Response to Reply #43
48. It's a hole, and it spews shit. Usually found in the lower torso, but...
has been spotted far to the north.
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:30 PM
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44. I'm an asshole, but I'm in recovery.
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 03:40 PM by Ron_Green
Checkin' in.

On edit: Proud to move this to the Greatest Page, where more assholes can step right up!
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:41 PM
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49. I'm an anus, all you peasants are the assholes.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:48 PM
Response to Reply #49
55. Ah, put a cork in it.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:43 PM
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51. Maybe the asshole that broke into my car last night will check in
2nd break in in 2 weeks. About the 6th in 2 years.

I've long since learned to leave my doors unlocked and remove everything of value. They never take anything, but this time they broke some plastic parts for no apparent reason. Assholes.
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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:47 PM
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52. The worst assholes have no idea on this earth that they're assholes
So I figured I'd better check in, just in case.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:55 PM
Response to Reply #52
58. ya can't be too careful.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:47 PM
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53. Do taints count?
I haven't been a total asshole.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:59 PM
Response to Reply #53
62. OUT!!! And take your broccolli head with you...
come back after you've tasted blood.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:49 PM
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56. Well I'm a bitch
or is that just me being an asshole again. :shrug:

:rofl:
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:03 PM
Response to Reply #56
64. Sand AND sea, bitch OR asshole.... You're all over the map. Get it straight, then we'll talk.
...God, how I hate to see that. Poor confused thing. We used to have institutions to take care of these people, but since Reagan.... It's a just a damned shame.
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #56
70. Bitches Unite!
We're more powerful in packs ya know! :grouphug:

Checking in! :hi:
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:51 PM
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57. Hey bite me!
Oops, I guess I'm an asshole too. :)
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:10 PM
Response to Reply #57
72. Bite you??? Why, are you made of chocolate? Cause, that would be really cool.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:28 PM
Response to Reply #72
82. Umm... chocolate? In this context? Ooch, yuck. n/t
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #82
101. good point. LOL!
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BushOut06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:58 PM
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60. All these replies, and no Denis Leary references?
I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it!
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bobbie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 03:59 PM
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61. Whatzup?
...
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frustrated_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:00 PM
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63. Checking in, bitchy here
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:06 PM
Response to Reply #63
67. Where, exactly, in the thread title did you read the word "bitchy"?
OUT!!! You're not qualified.

NEXT!
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:05 PM
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65. I have been an asshole all this week
and it has been a very bad week for me....
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #65
71. Well, I'd offer a hug, but you've been such an asshole...
Ahhhh, come here. :hug:
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:10 PM
Response to Reply #71
73. My story is so bad, it would blow your mind
I have managed to stop the postal service to my complex because they were misdirecting and stealing the packages... I also managed to get it on my local news station this morning. I really did not want to be on TV though, I just wanted the story told....
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #73
75. Ooooh, you're a marked woman. I hope the neighbors aren't mad at you.
Sounds like you may need to take a couple for later. :hug: :hug:
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #75
76. Mine was the complaint that broke the
camels back... So many over the year that they had to do something... They are forcing him to put in locked mail boxes... which should of been done all along....
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #76
79. Oh good, you're not in trouble then. I'll have those hugs back.
:)
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:06 PM
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66. Need I bother? - n/t
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:06 PM
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68. "I think I'm being a bit of an ass today..."


Don't sweat it. I've been an asshole for several years now. Fortunately for those acquainted with me, and even those not, I have been gifted with the ability to hide it well. If people knew what I was really thinking...well, I won't go there.

So, if it makes you feel any better, be grateful that you are not a hypocritical asshole, unless of course you are one, in which case...you are not alone.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:57 PM
Response to Reply #68
98. You're Jesus, aren't you? Look at you, bein' all beatific.
Thanks! Really!
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JacksonWest Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:08 PM
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69. F'n A.
Bout time.
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:13 PM
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74. Hmmm, is this limited only to today or is it to be a simple admission
that on most days I can be an asshole?

I have NOT been an asshole, yet, today but today is an anomaly so........

Overall, I proclaim my assholishness and will make it my New Years Resolution to try and have more than ONE day a year whereby I am not an asshole.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:35 PM
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84. Gotta love a true Proggressive, making progress on his assholishness.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:24 PM
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78. So if I post, then I'm automatically an asshole?
I don't even have to engage in assholetry?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:54 PM
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97. We will protect your privacy, and will never realease your name to any turd parties.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:48 PM
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111. Gee, thanks.
Wouldn't want other assholes knowing my name! :)
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:27 PM
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81. Yup, I just feel crummy in general today
and I have a pretty bad cold so I don't feel like doing anything.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:30 PM
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83. *pffft*
That's all I gotta say.

:)
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:38 PM
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87. Wooo! No more eggs for you...
Go easy on the garlic while you're at it.
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:38 PM
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86. I'm actually having a happy day, my sis was cleared of cancer today
Her brain tumor was removed last November, now she's declared free of cancer :-)
So here I am, coding pascal with a smile *tic* *tic* *tic* *tic*
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:40 PM
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89. Good for her, AND you....
:hug:
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 05:50 AM
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126. Thank you, chaska
:hug: right back to ya!
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 01:51 AM
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120. Hey -- congrats for you and your sister
Though it's too bad you're stuck coding Pascal. Objective-C is the only true path to enlightenment. :P
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 05:49 AM
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125. Heh-heh, thanks
I'll try that path sometimes, I guess ;-)
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ftr23532 Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:39 PM
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88. man, you all are such a bunch of assholes!
I feel so at home :grouphug:
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:51 PM
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95. Hold on, let me check the rules. Are newbies allowed to partake in group hugs?
I'll have to get back to you on that. Until then stand here and try not to knock anything over.

:) Welcome to DU, unpronouncibly named person.
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ftr23532 Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 10:15 PM
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115. you asshole...
...this one is just for you :pals:


And now, getting back to my usual activites...
:smoke: :grr: :nuke:
:banghead: :spank: :argh:
:beer: :toast: :puke:
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:40 PM
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90. can I put my sister-in-law's name here...
hey Jackie, you're an even bigger asshole than all these assholes combined.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:49 PM
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94. I'll see your sister-in-law and raise you a sister-in-law....
GRRRR. You had to go there, din't you.
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BlackVelvet04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 12:05 AM
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118. Thankfully mine is an EX
sister in law.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:41 PM
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91. I'll apologize for my sins.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:46 PM
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93. There now, don't you feel better?
I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,

Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,

I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.



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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:58 PM
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99. To an extent
The bulk of those who I'd be saying it to probably have me on 'ignore'. And that's their prerogative. It's impossible to be loved by everybody and those who listen should in turn be listened to...

I wish I listened to the fella I am thinking of right now... what you said in the e-mail was right...
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:04 PM
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100. Excuse me, is this a private conversation?
confession good for the soul, is it?

:hug:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:46 PM
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92. which way is the bar?
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 04:50 PM by dweller
i just loves hanging with my homies.

who's buying?
dp
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 04:53 PM
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96. Congratulations, YOU are!
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:26 PM
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102. here here
I propose a thread like this once a week/month.
Guilty as charged.
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novalib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:33 PM
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103. I DO SORT OF SMELL.....
Well, I do SORT OF -- BUTT ONLY SORT OF -- SMELL!!!!!

And I am KIND OF CHEEKY!!!!!!

I just don't like GETTING DUMPED ON!!!!

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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:43 PM
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104. Confess to being an asshole?
I don' need no stinkin' confessions!

I'm an asshole and this week has been especially stinky. Flu, fever, days without shower, and not getting any Christmas shopping done.

I forgot to feed the cats. Until one of them head-butted me. Even my cats are assholes.

Regards.
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:46 PM
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105. seems like mostly non-assholes are responding!
Oops. Was that an asshole thing to say?
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:00 PM
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106. I just saw a pretty big asshole of some notoriety
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 06:41 PM by QuestionAll...
visit in another thread. I;m talking about an 8 on the Schitker scale.

wonder if he'll get the hint....

kick.
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:02 PM
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107. I see assholes
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 06:04 PM by Libby2
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:20 PM
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108. I'll check in.
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high density Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:46 PM
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110. I was driving around Mass. yesterday so I think that automatically makes me an asshole
Hello!!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 02:15 PM
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134. No, that makes you a Masshole
Especially when you keep driving like you're still on a crooked Bahstahn street when you're really driving on a nice straight Connecticut highway! :-P
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newsdude Donating Member (134 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:51 PM
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112. Yo. In da house
eom
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:16 PM
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113. Get your fresh hot assholes right here!
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:24 PM
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114. Oh yeah. .
no doubt about it
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:55 PM
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116. After much debate with myself
I decided to check in. Well, actually, that's a lie - I didn't debate much at all, but I did just lie about it, which makes me an asshole I think...
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BlackVelvet04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 12:00 AM
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117. I don't really think of myself as an asshole....
but I'll fess up to being a royal bitch. :-)


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Ferretherder Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 01:36 AM
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119. Honest, I just stopped in to see what was going on here......
.....really.

Uh, I, uh, guess,....ya' know, I'd better be, ummm,....ya'know....movin' on.

Yeah, uh,.....yeah.

Uh, but before I go, uh, I'd just like, umm, to say that, uh, what I really wanted to do was.....
to......

...SEE WHAT A ROOM FULL OF SUCK-ASS LOSERS LOOKS LIKE, YEAH!!!

(high-fives the nearest asshole) How's my Homies?!

Get me a beer, ya' fuck!
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 03:01 AM
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121. Why is everybody talking about me?
This is why I hate people!
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 03:55 AM
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122. Yo!
Sphincter on the ready... :-)
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 04:07 AM
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123. I will never apologize for beingwho I am
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cool user name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 04:20 AM
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124. I just got laid by a cute little red head ...
No way I could be an asshole right now. I'm in too good a mood.

Wow. I mean, fucking wow!
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justice1 Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 05:58 AM
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127. Sorry I am late, but I am here.
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Cameron27 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 06:13 AM
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128. Yep, for sure the last two days
on and off all my life :+
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Paladin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 08:40 AM
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129. Any DU Thread Dealing With Those Lost Outdoors.....
....will present you with all the assholes you could possibly want. The uniquely Republican "they brought it on themselves by driving up that treacherous road/climbing that mountain in winter/etc., so just fuck them" sentiment is in full flower these days......
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 08:52 AM
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130. A friend of mine is an Asshole...
A big, huge, unapologetic asshole.

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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 01:55 PM
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132. so am I supposed to hit the key with my sphincter? I might need a pencil to do that....
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 02:11 PM
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133. DU is full of assholes who convert any thread immediately into
a referendum on just how superior they are.

Jumping immediately onto any thread about the utility of the mountain climbing rescue with the "oh, how dare you even question that, you must be a republican every man for hiself," etc. Immediate accusations against the person talking just to apparently prove they are better people than others. It must be hard to live like that, having to wait to see somebody else say something that proves them inferior and then having to divert the attention to yourself and how full of endless compassion you are for anybody who does anything, it must even include Dubya, why the poor man should be rescued by the rest of us for making the mistakes he made. We should all run to Iraq and risk our lives so he can have the comfort of being proven right.

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