Pssst! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Come here, I have something to tell you:

[originalpckelly]

It's not Republicans, it's RepubliCONS! Get it?

Smart kid, now move along, and spread the word.

[jgraz]

1. Or Rape-ublicans, a la Sam Seder

I always say it that way.

[originalpckelly]

2. "Republicons" is a subtle change to the word, but it changes the meaning...

and it sounds nearly the same. But it's just different enough to piss off those whom know the joke.

[jgraz]

3. How about "Fucktards"? Is that too different?

Aw hell, Ima gonna use it anyway.

[originalpckelly]

4. ROFL!

Is that like a leotard used for sex?

[Cheap_Trick]

5. How about

Republicunts? Republicants?

[originalpckelly]

6. To gutteral...

too obvious. If you say Republicon and Republican out loud, they sound almost alike, but are different enough to irritate freepers everywhere.

[Cheap_Trick]

9. When talking about these assholes

nothing is too gutteral. The worst words in the world don't even begin to describe these motherfuckers.

[Richard D]

7. Personally . . .

. . . I'm fond calling them repervlicons.

[silverojo]

8. I like all of the above, as well as

Retardlicans.