BBC - Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

[jannyk]

On a lighter note....

I've now got all sorts of pictures in my head I didn't need :crazy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

"A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

[mike_c]

1. this should be interesting....

:popcorn:

[Glorfindel]

2. "length and breadth of the country" ... ROFL

but, seriously, folks: It ain't what ya got, it's how ya use it that matters!

:rofl:

[jannyk]

4. Yeah, there's no way that was accidental :)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Nothing wrong with having a little fun with your work

And that was cute. :D

[Kikosexy2]

9. I guess Pamela..

Anderson won't be making sex tapes with any Indian men...don't want no short dick man...

[MADem]

10. But did they circle around the major population areas, to get the circumference?

It IS funny as hell.....didn't the Germans complain about condoms being too big a few years back?

[1monster]

19. Yeah, that's what a lot of men say.....

[On the Road]

3. Now You Tell Your Indian Friend That Old Joke:

"Hey, did you notice that when you buy condoms now, they come with serial numbers?"

(in accent) "No, that is something of which I am not aware."

"Oh, well, you have to roll them all the way down." (rimshot)

[originalpckelly]

5. Wasn't there a rumor about Ann Coulter liking Indian men?

What could that mean?

:shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. ...could mean you've made a spelling error in your post.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Maybe there's a number for customer support. It should be a local call

since they're in India anyway.

[originalpckelly]

11. "Hello, what is the problem please??"

"My condom is too big."

"Sir, you sound like my boyfriend, Manmohan is that you?"

(Shyly) "Yes, Mukta..."

"Manmohan, you said it was big!"

[krispos42]

13. Not a 'long distance' call? lmao

<rimshot>

Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. Try the chicken marsala, and don't forget to tip your waitress!

[HughMoran]

12. Sophisticated

I thought I took a wrong turn into the lounge for a minute - especially after reading some of the comments :rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Are you series? This is(n't) hugh!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobbolink]

14. I would think the same for Asians.

We 'Murkins like to think we're the standard for everything..

[jannyk]

15. ummm, Indians are Asians

but if you mean Chinese, I can personaly dispel that rumour - unless I just got lucky :evilgrin:

[bobbolink]

17. I was thinking Koreans.

:evilgrin:

[Monk06]

18. Ahem ...............

So this guy is so in love with his girlfriend
that he has her name tattooed on his penis.

When he's erect it spells WENDY declaring his
love for her.

When he's not erect it spells WY.

He goes into a public washroom and looks
down at the guy next to him and notices he
has WY tattooed on his penis.

So he says to the guy, "Hey buddy your girlfriend
must be named WENDY."

The guy turns to him and replies, "Sha Mon but I
do not know what you be talkin' about."

"Well, I tattooed my girlfriend's name to my penis
and I noticed you have the same tattoo, so I naturally
assumed your girlfriend was named WENDY."

So the guy looks down and turns to him laughing and says,
"Sha Mon but my tattoo do not say WENDY. It say,
WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A HAPPY DAY"

[ReadTomPaine]

20. Ummm..

Shouldn't it spell "WY" rather than "MY"?

Not to nitpick.. but you are up by the microphone telling the jokes! :)

[Monk06]

24. On edit. Thanks.

[OzarkDem]

25. LMAO!

:rofl:

[majorjohn]

21. Here's what they need

[BlueJazz]

22. I can only speak from Experience, Is 3 inches about normal?

..Wide. :)

[Touchdown]

35. No. 5 is.

:evilgrin:

[dogday]

23. I am sure many Indian Men are not real thrilled

with this report.... Good lord, talk about a stereotype...

Indian Men have a smaller penis :sarcasm:

[jannyk]

27. Yep,it's going to take a long time

to live that one down. But the study was conducted by Indians for Indians.

[Monk06]

30. The survey didn't include the Sikhs. "These are too small. Do you have them in Khalsa size !!!"

[Toucano]

33. Evidently, it's the Indian women who aren't real thrilled.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[dogday]

36. Oh, that was a good one....

Had not even thought how this affects the woman... If that is all they are used to, then it should be ok? I feel nutty even talking about this....

[Rex]

26. Should I be giggiling?

What are American standards? Should I be happy or sad in comparison to Indian penii?

[jannyk]

28. For all I know they might be too

big for every man. Millions and millions of men, all thinking they are the only one whose condom is a little slack :rofl:

[malaise]

34. I think everyone on the planet is giggling

except Indian men.

[Hav]

29. .

I stopped giggling when I read the article and found this:

"The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation."

[Warren Stupidity]

31. Ouch.

One would think that perhaps 25 years into the epidemic condom technology would have improved a bit.

[Mojambo]

32. Lots of Indian men buying sports cars and big guns today. n/t